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Chit-Chat: In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.

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That's a pretty cool design though
 
Did you know the song 'Happy Birthday' is copyrighted? :O

so i just google and find that out its an actual thing and not some ingenious thing i came up with. i weep, i weep for the future.

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.

vambie lmao

Vambie sounds way cooler than zompire. It also sounds like the name of a Pokemon.

"Vambie, I choose you!"

"Vambie, Vambie!"
 
Zompire definitely sounds like the umpire of the Zombie Baseball League.
 
ok so
vambie-zompire-ZOMCULA

imagine zomcula with 110 stat throughout and typing dark/poison

ability : zombization = if the opposing mon hits with physical attack, then this mon will leech 10 % of total health per turn
 
Vambie totally would make a good Pokemon. I wonder what it evolves into...maybe something along the lines of Zomcula.

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.


ok so
vambie-zompire-ZOMCULA

imagine zomcula with 110 stat throughout and typing dark/poison

ability : zombization = if the opposing mon hits with physical attack, then this mon will leech 10 % of total health per turn

Second Ability: Edward Sparkle
- Physical attacks on this Pokemon may cause infatuation.

Dream World Ability: Zombification
- Every attack ensures a 30% chance of the enemy Pokemon turning into a vambie/zompire/zomcula.

Has it ever occurred to you that Regigigas might be a zombie? Slow Start.

Movepool:

BRAAAINZ
- Targets the enemy's head. Guarantees 100% accuracy next turn.

Blood Drain
- Absorbs 50% of opponent's HP.

Transform (Zomcula only)
- Become a Crobat.

Okay, so what would you do if there was a vambie apocalypse?
 
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i always thought and dreamed about various apocalypses. no kidding lol

so imagine me surviving the apocalypse for more than 3 years, during which time most of the humans have perished and or turned. Only a group of 6 hot girls handling guns survive and me. one day when the group of vambies surround them and all their weapons are done for, i appear behind the vambies like

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.


I then proceed to decimate those vambies with my sick moves impressing the girls while i do so after a while when i have killed all of them i look at girls and go

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.
 
I fixed that for you :P
Although so it wouldn't be entirely pointless that might be Golbat as well

Edited. Might as well become a Crobat because Zomculas are fancy and all.

i always thought and dreamed about various apocalypses. no kidding lol

so imagine me surviving the apocalypse for more than 3 years, during which time most of the humans have perished and or turned. Only a group of 6 hot girls handling guns survive and me. one day when the group of vambies surround them and all their weapons are done for, i appear behind the vambies like

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.


I then proceed to decimate those vambies with my sick moves impressing the girls while i do so after a while when i have killed all of them i look at girls and go

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.

But the girls are in fact vambies who have learned the art of disguise. Now imagine kissing one of them.
 
hot undead girls, my friend.

nowhere is safe

i look at your profile, Gender: Female.

my friend you won't understand lol, if you are the only guy alive and then you see hot girls, seriously speaking i won't mind dying.
 
But, the undead have rotting bodies. They look beautiful now, but take a closer look. :p

read my story newb i said six surviving girls, don't make it any more scary than what it already is
 
But it's a story about vampire/zombie hybrids! How could I not make it scary? :I

Well make it scary as long as the hottest of the group is not a vambie (sounds like a sheep name :P)
 
Fine, five of the girls are vambies, and one of them, the hottest, is alive. But she's bitten and only has two hours left before she becomes a vambie too and tries to kill you.
 
Fine, five of the girls are vambies, and one of them, the hottest, is alive. But she's bitten and only has two hours left before she becomes a vambie too and tries to kill you.

fine after two hours of enjoyment when she is about to turn, Abraham Lincoln the vambie hunter arrives with some father who gives us some holy water and the girl returns to normal.

THE END.
 
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