It Could Be Worse

[Radiating]

In this game, you post a terrible incident that happened. The next person tries to cheer up the above person by describing a worse outcome. Here's an example:

Person 1: I lost my 3DS

Person 2: It could be worse, you could have broken your 3DS.

I dropped my sandwich

and so on...

Rules:
1. Do not post anything inappropriate (overly "dark" content).
2. Be nice to others.
3. Have fun cheering up people for their misfortune!

I'll start:

I dropped my phone in the swimming pool.

 

[Desinishon]

It could be worse, someone might have stolen it.

Someone just ate my pizza.

 

[Lunar]

It could be worse, it could have been pineapple pizza.

I just banged my head.

 

[PageEmp]

Could be worse, you couldve broken your whole body.

I lost my favourite pajamas

 

[HyperMorian]

Could be worse, you could've lost your boxers.

I forgot to bring my flashdisk.

 

[Miah]

Could be worse, it could've broke.

I lost my phone! >.<

 

[HyperMorian]

Could be worse, it's a limited edition of Nokia 3310.

I placed a magnet on the TV.

 

[Radiating]

It could be worse, you could've put it on your computer.

My new sneakers got covered in dirt.

 

[HyperMorian]

Could be worse, there's a cockroach egg in it.

My batteries aren't working.

 

[PageEmp]

Could be worse, turns out they actually might nit be batteries but really shrunken cans.

I had a wipe in one of my nuzruns.

 

[Miah]

Could be worse, they all could've had a wipe.

I died. too dark!
I hit my head. On the wall. Real hard. It hurts. It hurts so much. Please help me. I'm dying. heeey stop it!

 

[ImMrRoboto]

Could be worse. You could have hit your head on a sleeping dragon

My parents got shot in Crime Alley and now I'm being raised by my butler.

 

[Miah]

Could be worse, you could be in a well-known secret society.

I did an occult ritual with my friends and now I'm all alone in some creepy, old school '︿'

 

[PageEmp]

Could be worse and you got injured in that school.

I touched something.

 

[Radiating]

Could be worse, you could have touched something poisonous.

I fell off the stairs.

 

[Miah]

Could be worse, your whole body might be broken (so don't run down the stairs. Please.)

My phone fell down the toilet.

 

[HyperMorian]

Could be worse, the toilet could've exploded.

I was backstabbed by someone I trust.

 

[PageEmp]

It could be worse. Y'know, you soon get a wife and then start a family, and then sveral years down you wake up, realise you have no money. You then get the idea: you got cheated by your wife and kids, thinking you could really trust them and they would never do no harm

Also a close friend of mine died :(

 

[Miah]

Could be worse, you could have been the murderer.

I killed you.

 

[ImMrRoboto]

Could be worse, you could've killed you

I just ran out of TP