It Could Be Worse

Could be worse, you were there.

I procrastinated from doing a 15 pages worth of lengthy essay.
 
You forgot to post your terrible incident.
Could be worse, you could have forgotten all your memories. :3

I got pregnant (lol that's so unrealistic considering I'm a guy\( ̄▽ ̄)/)
 
Could be worse, you could've done an abortion.

...

Err...

I got hit by a bottle of water.
 
Could be worse, you could've created a monster.

I got an afro haircut.
 
It could be worse, you couldn't have any feet to start with

I just walked around town naked
 
Could be worse, you could catch cold.

I tripped and the glass broke.
 
It could be worse, you could be locked inside during a fire.

I tripped on my cat this morning.
 
It could be worse, you could have slept through an earthquake and awoken to rubble and destruction all around you.

I'm bored at work.
 
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