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I did click it.Jack O'Neill said:As always, Simon, click the link.
By the way, have you ever played Halo?
And no.
I did click it.Jack O'Neill said:As always, Simon, click the link.
By the way, have you ever played Halo?
Which critters are you talking about? xDSimon said:I'm going to stick one of my own critters on your face Ivan...
Find the zeros of y = x(x-3)(x-2).
Lust said:I have an Xbox, but I don't like Halo.
You killed the DCC, Simon.
Jack O'Neill said:Open Record View (12701)
Pvt. O'Neill, Jack
>>PLAY>>
INT -- PELICAN DROPSHIP
It's a bumpy ride from the perspective of Pvt. O'Neill with his fellow Marines inside the dropship inbound for the Forerunner complex. A sergeant (Paige) and several other privates (Simon, Ivan, Paul, Chibi, and Kura) are with him. The melodious sounds of Fall Out Boy are blasting through the dropship's speakers.
SIMON: Hey, Sergeant, why do we have to listen to this old stuff, anyway?
PAIGE: Watch your mouth, little boy. This "stuff" is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fighting to protect.
SIMON: Hey, if the Covenant want to wipe out this particular part of my history, that's fine by me.
PAUL: Yeah, better it than us.
PAIGE: You ask 'em REAL nice next time you see 'em, Paul. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige.
The dropship pilot (Ty) decides to chime in.
TY: LZ looks clear! I'm bringing us down!
PAIGE: Go! Go! Go!
>>FFW>>
>>PLAY>>
EXT -- SWAMP
Paige and the rest of the squad are running at full speed through the swamp towards the entrance of the Forerunner complex.
PAIGE: Stay close, people!
The squad reaches the entrance and begins performing a cautious sweep of the perimeter.
PAIGE: Chibi, Kura, move up!
Chibi and Kura move up to Paige's position, their rifles ready.
PAIGE: Jack, Chibi, Kura, wait here for the captain and his squad, then get your butts back inside.
JACK: Ma'am!
PAIGE: OK, let's move!
>>FFW>>
>>PLAY>>
INT -- FORERUNNER COMPLEX -- RANDOM ROOM
Open in on Paige, Chibi, and Kura examining a dead Covenant Elite. Kura is busy explaining something to her comrades.
KURA: ...which is weird, right? I mean, look at it. Something...scrambled the insides.
CHIBI: What's that? Plasma scoring?
KURA: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there was an accident. You know, friendly fire or something along the lines of that?
The captain (Jorge) and his two escorts (Andy and Erica) walk in.
JORGE: What do we have, Paige?
PAIGE: Looks like a Covenant patrol. Badass Elite units, all KIA.
ANDY: Real pretty. Friend of yours?
CHIBI: Nah, we just met.
>>FFW>>
>>PLAY>>
INT -- FORERUNNER COMPLEX -- ENTRANCE TO...SOMETHING
Jorge, Paige, and the others are standing in front of a door. The lights on it are a bright red; it's locked.
JORGE: Right, let's get this door open.
ERICA: I'll try, sir, but it looks like the Covenant worked hard to lock it down.
JORGE: Just do it, Lieutenant.
ERICA: Yes, sir.
Erica puts up a special keypad to the door and presses a few numbers. The lights on the door turn green, meaning that it's now unlocked; it opens afterwards, and Erica waves the others in. Jack takes point, and the others follow.
SIMON: I've got a bad feeling about this...
IVAN: Boy, you always have a bad feeling about something.
The frantic cries of a marine (Kimi) suddenly ring out through the radios.
KIMI: Captain! Sergeant! Can you hear me?!
JORGE: What's going on, Kimberly?
KIMI: We've got contacts, lots of them! But they're not Covenant! They're tearing right through us! What the--
Kimi's screams of agony echo loud and clear for several seconds before being replaced by static.
PAIGE: Private, do you copy?!
No response from Kimi.
PAIGE: Simon, get your butt back up to Second Squad's position and find out what the hell is going on.
SIMON: But--
PAIGE: I don't have time for your lip, soldier! I gave you an order!
IVAN: Listen!
Ivan motions the others to listen. An odd rustling, hissing noise can be heard, faintly at first, but slowly growing louder.
PAUL: What is that?
PAIGE: Where's it coming from?
IVAN: Everywhere! I don't know-- Look!
Ivan points to a nearby door, which has just exploded outwards. Small squid-like creatures pour from it like a...flood.
SIMON: GET IT OFF ME!!!
Simon is lying on the ground with one of the squid-like critters attached to his face.
PAUL: Hold still, hold still!
ANDY: Let 'em have it!
The marines, sans Simon, open fire on the critters, to little effect.
JORGE: We're surrounded, Paige!
PAIGE: Jack, fire your weapon!
JACK: There are too many, Paige!
ERICA: Don't even think about it, marine!
KURA: This is insane, man!
JORGE: Get back here, marine! That's an order!
PAIGE: JACK!!!
The squid creatures swarm Jack and obscure his helmet cam. Fade to black.
>Unexpected Halt X (WND/INCAP/KIA)
>End Record View (12701)
Go Paigey~ ;DKahoshi said:XD! I made Simon get eaten by a squid.
Jack O'Neill said:Six hours? Please. I only slept for, like, exactly 1 hour a few days ago; I didn't feel tired at all afterwards.
Kahoshi said:*Bops Kura-pu and Kimmi on the head* ;O
I didn't write it, Flap-Jack did. XD
Rock candy makes you giggle.Airashii said:THIS THREAD MAKES ME GIGGLE.
Kazuhito said:Rock candy makes you giggle.