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Kazuhito said:
I'd want to see all the old Iron Chefs rush into the new KS and just beat the crap out of all the new ones (save for Kat) with cutting boards and then take back the show. But that's just a pipe dream...oh and make Brown the new chairman.
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It would be an incredibly glorious day...though I'm trying to think of all the weapons that the Iron Chefs would use.

Yutaka Ishinabe-His yellow pepper, because its juice can burn the eyes when directly applied.

Rokusaburo Michiba-Taking one sip of his own Broth of Vigor makes him invincible for a period of time. All he would need to do is rush in and start flailing.

Komei Nakamura: Logistical Support. Since he's widely considered the most incompetent of the Iron Chefs despite his genius, he'd be best for staying behind and supplying weapons and intelligence.

Chen Kenichi: Meat cleaver.

Hiroyuki Sakai: the legendary "Fish Sakai" is probably so adept at handling fish that he could easily snap someone in two with a well-swung side of tuna. That failing, the pear makes a good projectile weapon.

Masaharu Morimoto: His one mission is to kill Bobby Flay; therefore all he needs is his cutting board, as I mentioned.

And why not let other characters in on the action?

Takeshi Kaga: His very presence shatters the souls of men; I'm sure he could break Flay's spirit in a duel of wits.

Shinichiro Ota/Kenji Fukui: They're excellent with microphones and could easily use them as nunchuku or merely as reconnaisance devices for aid in Nakamura's role in the ordeal.

Mayuko Takata: The power of love.

Chua Lam/Tenmei Kano/Masaki Hirano: Their criticism makes grown men cry; imagine what it would do to a weiner like Bobby Flay.

Toshiro Kandagawa: If his head is still bald in the spirit of reform, I'm sure he would be willing to help the Iron Chefs as a jack of all trades in the operation; his newfound honor and purity would translate into amazing combat skills, likely.


Along with Kat, I would choose to save Mario Batali, only because he has a lot of class despite his being a puppet of Food Network. He's the Irish/Italian/Spanish Chen Kenichi. Also, Wolfgang Puck would have to be dragged out of hiding wherever he is and flogged in the street for his role in the original four-episode Iron Chef America. Todd English, Alessandro Stratta, Roy Yamaguchi, and Jean-Francois Mettengier also must go for their role in the UPN edition. Don't forget about Kevin Brauch from ICA and the large-breasted woman and the football announcers from IC:USA. They also share in the guilt.

The only ones spared are William Shatner and Alton Brown, as they are both viable chairmen.
 
Chairman Kaga said:
It would be an incredibly glorious day...though I'm trying to think of all the weapons that the Iron Chefs would use.

Yutaka Ishinabe-His yellow pepper, because its juice can burn the eyes when directly applied.

Rokusaburo Michiba-Taking one sip of his own Broth of Vigor makes him invincible for a period of time. All he would need to do is rush in and start flailing.

Komei Nakamura: Logistical Support. Since he's widely considered the most incompetent of the Iron Chefs despite his genius, he'd be best for staying behind and supplying weapons and intelligence.

Chen Kenichi: Meat cleaver.

Hiroyuki Sakai: the legendary "Fish Sakai" is probably so adept at handling fish that he could easily snap someone in two with a well-swung side of tuna. That failing, the pear makes a good projectile weapon.

Masaharu Morimoto: His one mission is to kill Bobby Flay; therefore all he needs is his cutting board, as I mentioned.

And why not let other characters in on the action?

Takeshi Kaga: His very presence shatters the souls of men; I'm sure he could break Flay's spirit in a duel of wits.

Shinichiro Ota/Kenji Fukui: They're excellent with microphones and could easily use them as nunchuku or merely as reconnaisance devices for aid in Nakamura's role in the ordeal.

Mayuko Takata: The power of love.

Chua Lam/Tenmei Kano/Masaki Hirano: Their criticism makes grown men cry; imagine what it would do to a weiner like Bobby Flay.

Toshiro Kandagawa: If his head is still bald in the spirit of reform, I'm sure he would be willing to help the Iron Chefs as a jack of all trades in the operation; his newfound honor and purity would translate into amazing combat skills, likely.


Along with Kat, I would choose to save Mario Batali, only because he has a lot of class despite his being a puppet of Food Network. He's the Irish/Italian/Spanish Chen Kenichi. Also, Wolfgang Puck would have to be dragged out of hiding wherever he is and flogged in the street for his role in the original four-episode Iron Chef America. Todd English, Alessandro Stratta, Roy Yamaguchi, and Jean-Francois Mettengier also must go for their role in the UPN edition. Don't forget about Kevin Brauch from ICA and the large-breasted woman and the football announcers from IC:USA. They also share in the guilt.

The only ones spared are William Shatner and Alton Brown, as they are both viable chairmen.
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If that ever happened...it'd be the highest rated show on that channel ever. You are my hero. XD Though I'd take Shatner out in a heartbeat, Brown is the only person good enough to be the next Chairman.
 
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Kazuhito said:
If that ever happened...it'd be the highest rated show on that channel ever. You are my hero. XD
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I didnt know bunnies could have heroes =o
 
Kazuhito said:
If that ever happened...it'd be the highest rated show on that channel ever. You are my hero. XD Though I'd take Shatner out in a heartbeat, Brown is the only person good enough to be the next Chairman.
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Thank you, I took pride in that XD I was going to say that I thought that Food Network would be too cowardly to air the complete destruction of that cheap, tawdry original-premise-rapefest they call Iron Chef America, but I assume they have an entire chamber of Bobby Flay clones waiting incase the actual one ever dies.

The Chairman needs to be eccentric, Shatner fits that role perfectly XD He only sucked in IC:USA because it was so scripted, otherwise he'd be amazing.
 
Kazuhito said:
We're all supposed to like carrots as well, go figure.
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Exactly my point XD

Rabbits also eat vegetables too. Other than carrots....but mostly carrots XD
 
Chairman Kaga said:
Thank you, I took pride in that XD I was going to say that I thought that Food Network would be too cowardly to air the complete destruction of that cheap, tawdry original-premise-rapefest they call Iron Chef America, but I assume they have an entire chamber of Bobby Flay clones waiting incase the actual one ever dies.

The Chairman needs to be eccentric, Shatner fits that role perfectly XD He only sucked in IC:USA because it was so scripted, otherwise he'd be amazing.
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You should like...make that into a fanfic or something XD If it gets them better ratings, they'd do anything to their current ICs. Having an "Iron Chef 2" or something would be so great, I know I'd be back to watching that channel...or TV in general in a heartbeat. Which reminds me...missed 24 last night. XD

Exactly my point XD

Rabbits also eat vegetables too. Other than carrots....but mostly carrots XD
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Yeah, so I'm not a normal rabbit.
 
Kazuhito said:
You should like...make that into a fanfic or something XD If it gets them better ratings, they'd do anything to their current ICs. Having an "Iron Chef 2" or something would be so great, I know I'd be back to watching that channel...or TV in general in a heartbeat. Which reminds me...missed 24 last night. XD
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If I wrote well enough it would be a fanfic, believe me; all the IC fanfics out there are lame, there needs to be a good one XD Hmm..........so you're saying that if I could convince them that killing Bobby Flay on national TV would get them good ratings they would do it? I think it's time for me to write a letter to some executives XD

Actually, there are still two years of the show they haven't shown; the majority of the 1996-1998 Nakamura arc. They began to show them then they just stopped cold o_O
 
Chairman Kaga said:
If I wrote well enough it would be a fanfic, believe me; all the IC fanfics out there are lame, there needs to be a good one XD Hmm..........so you're saying that if I could convince them that killing Bobby Flay on national TV would get them good ratings they would do it? I think it's time for me to write a letter to some executives XD

Actually, there are still two years of the show they haven't shown; the majority of the 1996-1998 Nakamura arc. They began to show them then they just stopped cold o_O
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Or you could just have a "Food Network Survivor" where all the challengers get tasks like "Eat two pounds of ice cream in ten minutes" "Spend 5000$ in one day" easy stuff and Flay gets "Build a log raft using only your feet"...I'd watch it.

I think they have to repurchase the rights to them as a whole since they didn't get them the first time around.
 
Kazuhito said:
You should like...make that into a fanfic or something XD If it gets them better ratings, they'd do anything to their current ICs. Having an "Iron Chef 2" or something would be so great, I know I'd be back to watching that channel...or TV in general in a heartbeat. Which reminds me...missed 24 last night. XD

Yeah, so I'm not a normal rabbit.
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Well yeah...you're a human rabbit XD

Just like I'm a human cat XD

Paigey: My box is my winter home ;O
 
Kazuhito said:
I'm a hobunny?...we're better than human bunnies.
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Does the "ho" element make you that much more dominant?

Scrappy~ dappy~ Doo~...where are you!?~.....

PUPPY POWER!!
 
Simon said:
Does the "ho" element make you that much more dominant?

Scrappy~ dappy~ Doo~...where are you!?~.....

PUPPY POWER!!
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...no just makes me feel better about my name.

And he's in jail doing 4-8.
 
Kazuhito said:
And he's in jail doing 4-8.
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Yeah. He did seem a bit...tweaky.

Chairman Kaga said:
You just............crossed some sort of line with that o_O
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Hehehe...I woke up with the song stuck in my head for some reason. Now I wanna make a new theme based on him.
 
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Simon said:
Yeah. He did seem a bit...tweaky.
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What with the whole "Tie the gang up and take the spotlight for the next four months" deal...didn't go over all that well with the police.
 
Simon said:
Yeah. He did seem a bit...tweaky.

Hehehe...I woke up with the song stuck in my head for some reason. Now I wanna make a new theme based on him.
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;O

Look what the cat just dragged in. XD

Simon...will be my rival? XD
 
Simon said:
Hehehe...I woke up with the song stuck in my head for some reason. Now I wanna make a new theme based on him.
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As much as I hate Scrappy Doo, you definitely need to do that just because it would be the funniest thing ever...
 
Chairman Kaga said:
As much as I hate Scrappy Doo, you definitely need to do that just because it would be the funniest thing ever...
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Go get yourself a Scooby Doo layout and it'd be perfect.
 
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