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job interviews

I haaaaaate job interviews so much. The preparation is just so overwhelming :(

However, when I got my current job, i didn't stress out too much. I just kept it cool and the recruiter (who is now my boss) was pretty happy.

Him: Can you write?
Me: Yes.
Him: Ok you start Monday.
 
Let's see here... well, yeah, I did get the last job I applied for.

I asked to be Bed Master. It was my responsibility to ensure that everyone made their beds at a good hour and climbed in them before daylight. They were unobliging at best. I had to literally smack them with coat hangers and scream as pitchily as I could. It didn't really work. I threatened to resign. I did resign. Then I thought 'HEY fuck it I auditioned for this crappy job' so I came back with menaces and beat them up. It worked out badly. I was fired in the end, but it was completely their fault.

I'm thinking of applying for the position of Resident Stud but it's too much work.
 
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