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Joke Teams!!!

UmbreonShadow said:
I hate being mean for no reason (at most times), but I agree with Ham. I don't see any GOOD players losing to a team like then. Which brings me to ask, who exactly do you battle?
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I'm okay at NB and I lost to his team, of course I was testing stuff out that I don't normally use, and I was distracted by someone, lol, and of course, hax (I think there was hax).:\
 
CHing people to hell is awesome. Esp. when using 252 SA Blaze Peyata Zard.
 
lol, yea that thread pissed me off when i saw Umby w/ psychic. Makes me want NB back even more >_<
 
OK. RMT.

Raikou @ Macho Brace ** UberKou
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Hidden Power [Water]
- Rock Smash
- Sunny Day
- Thunder

Everyone knows that Sunny Day and Thunder/HP:Water make a devastating combination. Rock Smash is for Blissey, noob.

Rhydon (M) @ Choice Band ** UberDon
Trait: Lightning Rod
EVs: 255 Atk / 255 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Fire Punch
- Seismic Toss
- Swords Dance

PH34R

Pikachu (M) @ Salac Berry ** UberChu
Trait: Static
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Agility
- Charge
- Double-Edge
- Endure

OK. So, what you do, is you Agility until you have to Endure, then finish the foe with Double-Edge and your new Spd. Charge since Pikachu is an electric type.

Blissey (F) @ Macho Brace ** UberBliss
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 255 SAtk / 255 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Double-Edge
- Light Screen
- Substitute

Bliss

Skarmory (M) @ BlackGlasses ** UberSkarm
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Counter
- Curse
- Leer
- Thief

Skarm

Shedinja @ Leftovers ** UberSheddy
Trait: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 68 Def / 188 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Double-Edge
- Rest
- Sandstorm
- Substitute

It's teh pwnage

I have 6-0ed every person I've fought with this team!!1!!111!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!1!!!1 I am teh r0xx0Rz!!11!!!1!!!1!!!1!!
 
Slaking @ Petaya Berry**Burgerking
Trait: Truant
EVs: 252 Sp Atk/252 Spd/4 HP
Modest Nature
-Ice Beam
-Thunder Bolt
-Flamethrower
-Faint Attack

Burgerking for teh win!
 
Rattata @ Choice Band
Impish
-Ice Beam


gg
 
I gots one!

Electrode @Leftovers
Selfdestruct
explosion
Defense curl
EVS 0 atk,max spakt,0 def, Max speed
bulit to withstand the effects ofexplosions!
 
PSYCHIC
IS ONLY
A FILLER
It could be replaced with Ft Attack, Shadow Ball, etc. at will. I just chose Psychic because Psychic w/out STAB=Ft Attack WITH STAB

Also this is designed for sets designed to be jokes, not test teams from someone who can access NB only once weekly.


But here is one
Umbry@Lefties
Psychic
Ft Attack
Shadow Ball
Moonlight
This is a PPN set by the way
 
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Shedinja@Leftovers
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Sandstorm
-Rest
-Harden
-Substitute

Owns you.

And btw, e4protector, Umbreon can't do crap offensively. It should only be used as a staller. You suck if you think differently.
 
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