Joke Teams!!!

[Ham]

the elephant that resides in his mind named Joe.

no clue on what the other minds and the elephant are named.

 

[Mullet]

I hate being mean for no reason (at most times), but I agree with Ham. I don't see any GOOD players losing to a team like then. Which brings me to ask, who exactly do you battle?

I'm okay at NB and I lost to his team, of course I was testing stuff out that I don't normally use, and I was distracted by someone, lol, and of course, hax (I think there was hax).:\

 

[Ham]

he CHed Wooty to hell.

I saw it.

 

[Espy Psyche]

CHing people to hell is awesome. Esp. when using 252 SA Blaze Peyata Zard.

 

[Ham]

CHing people to hell is awesome. Esp. when using 252 SA Blaze Peyata Zard.

still doesn't make you any better at pokemon.

in your case, you should stop it.

 

[Mullet]

still doesn't make you any better at pokemon.

in your case, you should stop it.

I beat him today with my OUs, and my UUs, go check out the log, I saved and posted the one with UUs.:D

 

[Synchronize]

lol, yea that thread pissed me off when i saw Umby w/ psychic. Makes me want NB back even more >_<

 

[leafgreen386]

OK. RMT.

Raikou @ Macho Brace ** UberKou
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Hidden Power [Water]
- Rock Smash
- Sunny Day
- Thunder

Everyone knows that Sunny Day and Thunder/HP:Water make a devastating combination. Rock Smash is for Blissey, noob.

Rhydon (M) @ Choice Band ** UberDon
Trait: Lightning Rod
EVs: 255 Atk / 255 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Fire Punch
- Seismic Toss
- Swords Dance

PH34R

Pikachu (M) @ Salac Berry ** UberChu
Trait: Static
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Agility
- Charge
- Double-Edge
- Endure

OK. So, what you do, is you Agility until you have to Endure, then finish the foe with Double-Edge and your new Spd. Charge since Pikachu is an electric type.

Blissey (F) @ Macho Brace ** UberBliss
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 255 SAtk / 255 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Double-Edge
- Light Screen
- Substitute

Bliss

Skarmory (M) @ BlackGlasses ** UberSkarm
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Counter
- Curse
- Leer
- Thief

Skarm

Shedinja @ Leftovers ** UberSheddy
Trait: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 68 Def / 188 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Double-Edge
- Rest
- Sandstorm
- Substitute

It's teh pwnage

I have 6-0ed every person I've fought with this team!!1!!111!!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!1!!!1 I am teh r0xx0Rz!!11!!!1!!!1!!!1!!

 

[BrainWave]

I got one
Charmander@Charcoal
Mild nature
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Dragon Rage
Brick Break

 

[.::Escalator::.]

Slaking @ Petaya Berry**Burgerking
Trait: Truant
EVs: 252 Sp Atk/252 Spd/4 HP
Modest Nature
-Ice Beam
-Thunder Bolt
-Flamethrower
-Faint Attack

Burgerking for teh win!

 

[jc_rcw]

I hate leafgreen I was going to post the best shedy set, which is that one T-T.

 

[Synchronize]

Rattata @ Choice Band
Impish
-Ice Beam


gg

 

[jc_rcw]

meh
uberkarp@Choice band
timid
-splash

beat that

 

[Ham]

found another one!

https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/55153

what a card that E4protecter is! he makes the funniest joke movesets!

 

[jc_rcw]

OMG thats's just stupid, I should punch E4 now.

 

[Simmons_2.0]

I gots one!

Electrode @Leftovers
Selfdestruct
explosion
Defense curl
EVS 0 atk,max spakt,0 def, Max speed
bulit to withstand the effects ofexplosions!

 

[BrainWave]

NidoranM
Adament@Leftovers
Sludege Bomb
T-bolt
Water Pulse
Strength

 

[Espy Psyche]

PSYCHIC
IS ONLY
A FILLER
It could be replaced with Ft Attack, Shadow Ball, etc. at will. I just chose Psychic because Psychic w/out STAB=Ft Attack WITH STAB

Also this is designed for sets designed to be jokes, not test teams from someone who can access NB only once weekly.


But here is one
Umbry@Lefties
Psychic
Ft Attack
Shadow Ball
Moonlight
This is a PPN set by the way

 

[Prophet]

Shedinja@Leftovers
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Sandstorm
-Rest
-Harden
-Substitute

Owns you.

And btw, e4protector, Umbreon can't do crap offensively. It should only be used as a staller. You suck if you think differently.

 

[BrainWave]

Chickorta
Mild nature@Leftovers
Razor Leaf
Sunny Day
Solarbeam
Body Slam
^Those who can't figue out what's wrong are idiots.