Kill The Person Above You With Anything! ( Beware~ )

[★EP!K★]

I killed you with a donkey :P

 

[Binary]

I kill you with a smiley :)

 

[BHwolfgang]

I'll kill with my fist that's concealed in my beard. :]

 

[Jordan]

I will bury you in a coffin of spikes and sacrifice you to the pagan god Pazuzu. :V

 

[Åzurε]

I will kill you by making you play the TVTropes Drinking Game with all the rules in play. I give you maybe 4 hours, unless you check the entry on Pokemon or anything labeled "badass", in which case you have significantly less time.

 

[Sweet Jasmine]

Kills you with my fame monster. : P

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I kill you with your idol.

 

[NocturnLeader]

I kill you with an Iron.............

 

[BHwolfgang]

I'll kill you with a sheet of paper. Rawr.

 

[Wings Don't Cry]

I killed you with my Casio fx-82MS calculator.

 

[Edelweiss]

I will lure you to a neverending sleep with my autotuned voice.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I kill you with bland taste. Oh~

 

[Muffin™]

I kill you with a pebble.

 

[Virtual Chatot]

I capture you with a Pokeball, and then throw you into the river.

 

[BHwolfgang]

I kill you with my virtual Chatot.

 

[Virtual Chatot]

I kill you with my virtual Chatot.

I'll poison your goat soup! :D~

 

[BHwolfgang]

I'll poison your goat soup! :D~

Gasp! Why must you butcher your goat to kill me?! :x

I kill you with my poison blowfish sushi.

 

[Ochigi]

I shall kill you with a rabid squirrel!

^^ Feel free to not get your rabes shots.

 

[Strawberry Kiwi]

I poke you
and then yu die o:

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

Kiwi, I was going to do that! ;~;!!! (cries bitterly in emo corner)
Strawberry Kiwi: (overcome with guilt and commits suicide)