I would plot in the corner and make Septile curious about what I'm doing, as he walks over a platoon of army ants would surround him and take him as a POW, when one of his friends comes to save him, I would make the ground fail at just the right time so that he would fall on a ball that would roll and hit a remote that would drive an RC car over a ramp and nail a seagull that is holding a small bomb that would terrify old redneck joe who would shoot his shotgun out of surprise at exactly 73.2343252354 degrees from the ground which would hit the space station that would rebound a large piece of hull that would hit a tree and slice a branch off that would be holding onto a tightened rope that wouldlauch a trebuchet after the rope gives way that would launch a basketball to the shores of Jamaca which would roll out to sea and get stuck in the blowhole of a whale that would blow it out a mach 5 to hit a passing hanglider to knock it into a secret base and hit a button to launch a precision missile loaded with anthrax to the exact location where Septile is, two weeks later.
It's a foolproof plan. *Rubs chin*