Kill The Person Above You With Anything! ( Beware~ )

[Muffin™]

I kill you with a dust bunny. RAWRZ.

 

[BHwolfgang]

First, I would stuff you into my trash bag. Then, I toss you into the incinerator.

 

[Muffin™]

I would put you in a car, then I would put a brick on the gas pedal.(Taped on) You would be tied to the seat and then drive to a nucular power plant. The end.

 

[Dopefish7590]

I would plot in the corner and make Septile curious about what I'm doing, as he walks over a platoon of army ants would surround him and take him as a POW, when one of his friends comes to save him, I would make the ground fail at just the right time so that he would fall on a ball that would roll and hit a remote that would drive an RC car over a ramp and nail a seagull that is holding a small bomb that would terrify old redneck joe who would shoot his shotgun out of surprise at exactly 73.2343252354 degrees from the ground which would hit the space station that would rebound a large piece of hull that would hit a tree and slice a branch off that would be holding onto a tightened rope that wouldlauch a trebuchet after the rope gives way that would launch a basketball to the shores of Jamaca which would roll out to sea and get stuck in the blowhole of a whale that would blow it out a mach 5 to hit a passing hanglider to knock it into a secret base and hit a button to launch a precision missile loaded with anthrax to the exact location where Septile is, two weeks later.

It's a foolproof plan. *Rubs chin*

 

[Ochigi]

I threw you into a soup bowl!
^^ Can't wait for the taste.

 

[Sweet Jasmine]

Killed you with my smelly socks. o__o;

 

[DestinyBender]

I kill you with a sharp wand. >:D

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

I use Rasengan and murder you, brutally.

 

[Ochigi]

I kill you with this book on,"Elmo's Six Thousand Chapter book of Me!The Biography of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER!" Read it and die! ^^ Have a nice death.

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

What's Elmo? Lawl, just kidding.

Kills you by asking Arceus (and him agreeing) to kill you by 12 hyper beams by very high leveled pokemon, namely Salamances, Flygons, and Dragonites. ^^

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

I write your name in the desu noto
sakujo sakujo

 

[Jordan]

I pat your head lightly and make you die of happiness. ^_^

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I video tape that scene and make you watch it. Death by HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

 

[Jordan]

Death by Urban Dictionary: Hnnng.

0_0;

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Death by several otaku having to explain the actual context of HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG to you and their sweaty, pimply bodies.

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

Death by brain overload. ^^

 

[Jordan]

Death by the sound of me eating cantaloupes.

 

[MichaelaTheUchiha]

CANTALOUPES?! NO! DARN YOU!!!!

I kill you with Mangoes because they are more epic than cantaloupes. D:<

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I kill YOU with the worst possible death: Death by BANANAS!

 

[Binary]

I kill you with fiery passion, that burns! XD