King of the Hill Version 2.0 (Make Every Post Pokemon Related!)

[The Void]

King of the Hill Version 2.0

Rules

Welcome to King of the Hill!. The main goal of the game is simply to do anything, anything Pokemon related, that is, in order to gain possession of the hill from the previous player. Your post must end with something like, "My hill" to state that the hill is yours. Example:

I fly to the hill with my Zapdos and leave Thunderstorms around it to protect it. My defended hill.

I use my Groudon's Earthquake to destroy the hill and form a new one by my side. My hill.

I flood your hill with my Kyogre's Surf and turn it into a coral reef. No more hill. My coral reef!

You can't do that! Still my hill.

Okay, so I was joking with the last 2 quotes, but anyway, I hope you get the point of the game. If not.... then too bad!

 

[echolocated]

I use Landorus' Fissure to destroy the old hill and make a new one. My hill.

 

[The Void]

TOOO UNORIGINAL!!!!
I use Gengar's Scary Face to scare you off and leave you running down the hill. My hill.

 

[DualBlade]

I Use Magmortar's Flamethrower and burn your hill and make another one on the other side, My hill.

 

[luigimario84]

Yes! It's back!

I jump on your hill and scare you off with a rabbid Jynx! My hill!

 

[The Void]

Be a bit more original and a bit more creative, people!
I sneak up behind you from underground using Diglett's Dig and use my Gengar's Scary Face to make some sort of screamer and scare the heck out of you.
My hill.

 

[luigimario84]

I get my magikarp to splash you off your hill, my hill!

 

[The Void]

Ineffective. Still my hill.

 

[DualBlade]

LOL!You keep using Gengar's Scary Face.

I use Dialga's Roar of time and bring the time back to where i created the hill.

 

[The Void]

Haha, good one! (You forgot to say something like, "My Hill" but I'll let this one pass for now.)

I go to Jirachi and make a wish.

"I wish the hill were mine;"

Jirachi opens its eye and grants me my wish.

My granted hill.

 

[echolocated]

I have my(wild)Shiny Graveler Selfdestruct to blow you away from the hill. It's gonna suck, but now it's my hill.

 

[DualBlade]

I'll use Salamence's Fly and hit you out of the hill, My Hill!

 

[DoctorFred]

My Conkeldurr smashes its concrete pillars into you rendering you unconscious , and then my Hitmonlee Mega Kicks you into the Exosphere. It's my hill, man.

 

[DualBlade]

My Zekrom uses Fusion Bolt on your hill, its now electrocuted with you, i create a hill with several zekroms on the sides on the other side.

 

[DoctorFred]

My Giant Kabutops Cuts your Hill into little tiny pieces then uses Mud Shot on your Zekroms's eyes making them unable to see. Kabutops then uses earthquake so much, a new hill forms. My hill!

 

[The Void]

I send out my Magikarp, who use Splash attack.
No effect.
You laugh so hard and decide to ignore it. Without you noticing, however, the Magikarp evolves into a Gyarados and pwns you with HyperBeam.

 

[DualBlade]

I'll use Steelix's Hard Steel Tail and hit you and your Pokemon out of your hill, so now...MY HILL!

 

[DoctorFred]

I order my Mankey to use Low Kick on your Steelix, and he's so heavy that when he falls, your hill shatters. I take the pieces of your hill to create a new one... MY HILL

 

[smithtism]

I throw a banana and your Mankey runs after it, leaving me to use Gloom's Sleep Powder to put you to sleep and kick you off. MY HILL!

 

[luigimario84]

I catch Celebi in a dark ball and get it to make a monster out of trees that slams you off the hill. Then I send the monster to guard MY HILL!