King of the Hill Version 2.0 (Make Every Post Pokemon Related!)

[darkpokeball]

A dart hits you in the neck. You get knocked out and I deposit you tied up in the bottom of the sea in Hoenn. I then use my Hypno and convince all your pokemon to obey me. I steal your hill.
My hill.

 

[BlaqJester]

I fly in with Mewtwo he uses Disable on all you Pokemon
My Hill

I fly in with Mewtwo he uses Disable on all you Pokemon
My Hill

 

[darkpokeball]

You may have disabled my pokemon...but you never disabled me!
I heal Hypno.
Hypno hypnotizes Mewtwo, so now Mewtwo is on my side. You realize that Mewtwo, one of the strongest pokemon in existence is about to completely destroy you...so you run off to an uninhabited cave like a coward.

My. Freaking. Hill.

 

[Peeta Mellark]

I send out Mew. Mew hypnotizes Mewtwo again. And they both teleport you and your pokemon under the sea. My Hill.

 

[darkpokeball]

Under the sea, we befriend Kyogre. Kyogre summons a huge tsunami and wipes out your puny hill, while putting some of the region underwater. I build a new hill in another region, away from the Kyogre, and then drink some orange juice.

My Hill.

 

[Adam Levine]

Grrr...

ME: Go, Samurott!
ME: Samurott, Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Emboar fainted!
ME: Goodbye, Emboar...
I push Emboar to the sea!
It's super effective!
Emboar died!

My hill!

SAMUROTT: Er-hem... (through my translator)
ME: Oh, right...It's our hill!

Uh, Pokemon cannot die. Only faint.
Whimsicott Giga Drains Kyogre, making it faint, and Emboar kicks you.
My hill.
Oh wait, our hill.

 

[darkpokeball]

Dude...pokemon can die.
If not, then what is the purpose of Pokemon Tower and Lavender Town?
Besides, in R/B/Y the Player character kills Gary's Raticate.

Given that I was in another region away from Kyogre, your Whimsicott is far far away. It tries to return, but I take it hostage. I threaten to destroy it with my friend's chainsaw...so you give me the hill and comfort your tortured pokemon.

My Hill.