King of the Hill Version 2.0 (Make Every Post Pokemon Related!)

[cacturne4512]

My Banette possesses your monster leading it to attack you. THE HILL IS MINE!

 

[DualBlade]

I Use Alakazam's Hypnosis and put you to sleep, while alakazam uses psychic and drop you down of the hill.MY HILL!

 

[cacturne4512]

Well played sir.

I send out Umbreon to defeat Alakazam. I claim this hill as my own!

 

[echolocated]

Well then, I shall have my Hitmonchan do a barrel roll Falcon Punch to cause you and your Umbreon to explode. My hill!

 

[DualBlade]

I use My Staraptor's Brave bird and knock you and your hitmonchan out of the hill.MY HILL!

 

[cacturne4512]

I hire Red to come and destroy you and your Staraptor. I believe I win the hill now.

 

[DoctorFred]

I order my Shedinja to attack Red. He laughs at it because of its 1 hp. Not long after he loses his soul. I believe The hill is mine, good sir,

 

[The Void]

I send out Machoke and you underestimate my Machoke because he's a Fighting type and you think none of his moves will even affect Shedinja.

Suddenly, Machoke unleashes its Flamethrower and burns Shedinja to crisp. (Seriously, Machoke can use Flamethrower. Just search Bulbapedia. Or Google. Or Serebii.)

Machoke then uses Seismic Toss and tosses you out into space where my Deoxys awaits to destroy you with its LAZAH!!!

 

[luigimario84]

My monster comes to it's senses and smashes deoxys into the ground but destroys the hill. Then Celebi uses all the trees and bushes to make a new hill that CELEBI can control. As Celebi is mine I do storngly believe it is my darling hill.

 

[The Void]

I use a Snag Ball to snag your Celebi and since Celebi is now mine, I believe it is... MY HILL!

 

[DoctorFred]

I send out Charizard to burn Celebi and your hill.
I then send out a Ditto who transforms into a Hill. MY HILL, BRO.

 

[cacturne4512]

I send out Groudon, who destroys your Ditto. Groudon then creates a new hill. My hill. Problem?

 

[Tauros14]

[SIZE="a"]I send out haunter. He turns invisible and throws Groudon off the hill. MY HILL!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[DualBlade]

I Use Gengar talking to your haunter says that hes your haunter's dad, then brings him to somewhere far far away, while i kick you out of the hill, I Believe this is my Hill Now.

 

[Tauros14]

[SIZE="a"]I send out Sandslash. He digs a hole a pops up on the top of the hill. He surprised Gengar with a Rock Tomb and Gengar fainted. DIS HILL IS MINE!!!![/SIZE]

 

[echolocated]

I use Suicune to Hydro Pump your Sandslash out of here.
THIS IS NOW MY HILL.

 

[The Void]

You may have used Suicune, but you never said it was yours. It's actually mine and decides to turn against you and blast you out of the hill. My hill.

 

[cacturne4512]

I call upon the majestic Raikou to destroy Suicune. The hill is mine!

 

[DoctorFred]

I get my Rampardos to headbutt you off the hill and into the Thermosphere. MY HILL. You mad?

 

[cacturne4512]

Rampardos, meet Empoleon. Empoleon uses Surf to blast Rampardos off the hill. The hill is now my kingdom.