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Holy snap! What a thread/question! Well, quite simply, I'd soak it overnight in gasoline, and then burn it, and then take what I used to burnt the body, and dump it in a deep deep lake. Gotta be clear of evidence >=)
Haha, awesome thread. I remember hearing about some guy that killed his wife(?), slathered her in peanut butter and left her in a forest for the animals to eat her. Unfortunately the animals didn't like that particular brand and he got caught.
I would remove all the teeth and fingerprints first then dump the body in the sea. I'd be too lazy to do anything more.
Uh. Um.. Well, I would eat it. MMM you gotta love them dead ones. Yuck Gross, I would puke. Then the body would come back up. I would cut it into little pieces and then blend it up, put in drinks and throw a party. I would then hand out the drinks... and yeah.
I find this disturbing, but also funny, because of other's opinions of getting rid of a dead body! XD
I would burn it. :>
Get rid of all evidence. Just burn the body to ashes, and separate them EVERYWHERE!
Like, on the ground, in a fireplace(may think as log ash! XD), in a pond/river/lake/ocean! XD
Umm...hmm...I'm not sure. If I were near a large body of water I'd probably throw it in with some weights attached to it. If not, leave it in a rally remote place and burn it. But really...if you have a dead body with you, chances are someone is going to find out about it =P
Just put it somewhere when no one's watching, not close to your house. Why? Maybe you are a sinister criminal who has murdered somebody and asking for suggestion where would you hide it? muHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*
Inside one of those plastic bins you get at Wal-Mart... until I sneak a large quantity of sulfuric acid from the chemistry lab. Then, over some holiday when everyone else has left for home, I dump the acid on the body to destroy the evidence and return to my living unit as if nothing happened.