Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!

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Granted, but forever means old and wrinkly.

I wish there was new TV shows on.
 
Granted, but the new shows are adults-only.

I wish I had a lot of money.
 
Granted, but you have the money, but you can't spend it.

I wish this room was prettier.
 
Granted, but it is so pretty that you don't fit in well.

I wish I could sing better than I do.
 
Granted, now you sing like a celebrity and everyone tracks you down to try and record your singing. Which will become annoying.

I wish more people were online.
 
Granted, but the number of people is so huge that the Internet can't hold them.

I wish it was Saturday.
 
Granted, but you miss out on the days in-between.

I wish my family wasn't as unfair because they are old.
 
Granted, but they become so fair you can't take it.

I wish it wasn't so cloudy today.
 
Granted, it's overly sunny now. And you burn bad.

I wish I couldn't smell fire all the time in summer.
 
Granted, but you smell snow instead.

I wish schools didn't exist.
 
Granted. Instead more prisons exist.

I wish life wasn't boring sometimes.
 
Granted, but it gets so interesting that it's boring.

I wish I didn't have to have glasses on all the time.
 
Granted, instead you have a glass in your hand all the time.

I wish school was more fun on the fun days.
 
Granted, but you can't speak english fluntey now

I wish Homework didn't exist!
 
Granted, instead theres loads more assingments.

I wish my family liked the stuff I had when I was a little kid.
 
Granted - your parents are now brainwashed

I wish that French was the language spoken on Mars...
 
Granted, but all the other places in the solar system have that as the language too.

I wish my Digital camera could record TV better than it did.
 
Granted, but it can only record in black and white.

I wish I had a real wish.
 
Granted, but now you don't have a real granting of it.

I wish I was smarter in science and math.
 
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