Love? College and PC leaves me no time for love. Unless you're talking about love for full-size Buick automobiles...
Seriously, I've never had a significant other, and it'll probably stay that way. Besides, I'm worried that I'll "fall in love" with the one person who'll kill me six months after the wedding to collect on my life insurance.
And why do I keep confusing "broken heart" with "heart attack?" XD