Make a Joke

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    It's pretty simple: One person sets up a joke and the poster after them posts a punchline that they make up.
    Rules:
    1. All PC rules apply.
    2. All jokes must be in the form of a question like "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
    3. The set-up may be something that you've heard before or something that you make up on the spot; however, the punchline must be created by you.
    4. Try to let the punchline and the set-up make sense.

    Example
    Poster 1: What did the elephant say to the banana?
    Poster 2: You little yellow belly. Why does the early bird always get the worm?

    Got it? Good. The poster below me can start with making the first joke.
     
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    ...I guess I forgot to mention that the set-up should make sense as well. I'll start then.

    How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    ^ Sorry dude.
     
    Michael Phelps.


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    How do you catch a chicken?
     
    Ask Kentucky Fried Chicken

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    i saaaiiiiddd... "eat cheese"

    What do you get if you breed Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Micheal Jackson?
     
    An uber-god that is emanating pure talent (but is addicted to sleep aids)?

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    Cause the want to KILL YOU!
    Why do we eat?
     
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    Because in SpongeBob SquarePants, there is a Squid called Squidward Tentacles
    May I take your hat?
     
    I don't know, can you! Hahaha! No? Ok...

    How many cats fit in a horse?
     
    OVER 9000!
    How do you get out through the hotels?
     
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