Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but you die a minute after.
I wish I had a box!

 

[Pepster98]

Granted but You will never be able to open it.
I wish for a Hawt girlfriend :3

 

[Whyvile]

Granted, but she leaves you almost instantly.

I wish I had a Magic Conch Shell

 

[TY]

Granted, but it magically disappears

I wish i had a dish full of fries

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it tells you to do nothing for 754 years.
Dang it, ninja'd!
Granted, a Snorlax eats it after.
I wish I had glass!

 

[TY]

Granted, it blows up and all the shrapnels are everywhere on the floor

I wish i had a idea

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but you spelled an wrong so you don't.
I wish I had a bag!

 

[Voliol]

Granted, but it's only yours in the way that you got kidnapped in it.
I wish it was october.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it is colder than a US senator talking about the poor.

I wish for a motorbike that can fly.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it crashes into a nuclear site after.
I wish I had a chip!

 

[Voliol]

Granted but it is colder than a US senator talking about the poor.

I wish for a motorbike that can fly.

Well, in sweden it's always cold in october..

@angelomanalo: Granted, but it corrupts your computer.

I wish that my pokemon on my nuzlocke will survive.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but they faint after.
I wish I had no ads!

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but then you get tons of lag

I wish I could draw better

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, all you can draw better is poop.
I wish I had a pen!

 

[SchwarzRozen]

Granted, but it has no ink in it!

I wish for a really cute girly, glittery dress on it thats in my size and would look uber cute on me.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but it's very fragile.
I wish I had light!

 

[SchwarzRozen]

^Granted, but it only lights up for 20 seconds

(Not that corrupt, cute dress is a cute dress)

I wish you were crossdressing right now 0u0

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you get crossdressed too forever.
I wish I had a bell!

 

[Trev]

Granted; you accidentally receive an extremely large bell that you drop on your head, thus rendering your hearing useless.

I wish I was a horse.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you get hunted down.
I wish I could play Minecraft 1.6!