Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[WillPowerPedro]

everything goes dark for a second and you close your eyes. when you open them back up, you are floating... there is absolutely nothing there, just a completely white room you are floating in. you can move anyway like the room is infinite.

i wish i could get my hair dyed.

 

[Zylas]

Granted. Your hair is now dyed the same color you had it as before.

I wish I was a famous Youtuber.

 

[Mew]

Granted, you're famous for getting both arms and legs broken at the same exact time!!!!!!

I wish for you to click the shiny Mew in my signature.

 

[Adam Levine]

Denied, I won't do it.
I wish I made a chat website!

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, nobody knows about it.
i wish I had a 3DS.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but it's a bootleg copy and doesn't work.
I wish I could time travel.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you go to the time of the dinosaurs and you get stepped on, then eaten.
I wish I had a turtle.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but the turtle is already dead.
I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, Giratina puts you in its domain, and after that, Darkrai nearly kills you with a nightmare. Suddenly, you wake up, with a bunch of Jigglypuff drawing on your face, and a Smeargle laughs at you. You take a bath with a Slakoth then you take out the trash. You see a Garbodor that eats you.
I wish I wasn't born with UTI.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but then you die of an incurable disease.
I wish X and Y were out already.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but only 25 Pokemon were in the game.
I wish the world would accept that 6 was my lucky number.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but you now have three sixes engraved on your hand, so people think you're evil.
I wish for world peace. How can you corrupt that?

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but we end up sacrificing most if not all of our personal freedoms in the process. Stay classy world.

I wish for a bucket of infinite KFC.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you get really fat and die because you can't walk anymore.
I wish I had an Eevee!

 

[Overlord Drakow]

Granted but it CAN NEVER EVOLVE. I guess that's not such a bad corruption since you asked for an Eevee.

I WISH TO RULE THE UNIVERSE.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, nobody listens to you though.
I wish for rainbows and PB and J sandwiches.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

Granted but all of your loved ones die.

I WISH FOR ULTIMATE POWER.

 

[Loki Laufeyson]

Granted, but the power was too much for you to handle, and you exploded.
I wish I was a God.

 

[Trev]

Granted; all other God's overthrow you and banish you to Tartarus.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you get all of the Monopoly money in the world.
I wish my cat wasn't so old.