Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[xseed]

granted but Red learns about yoru evil team and destroys you

I wish that I was a pokemon trainer

 

[kuzronk]

But then you are too poor to get a poke ball.

I wish I had a new mouse.

 

[xseed]

granted but some way or another the wish goes wack and your mouse becomes a real mouse.

I wish I had more time to enjoy all my hobbies lol

 

[Vyrael]

Granted. Time freezes around you (you can still interact with objects that you're directly touching). You can enjoy your hobbies, so long as you don't mind having no one to share them with. Of course, no new game releases should be expected while time is frozen.

I wish that the Orange Islands would appear in a main series Pokemon game.

 

[jazzykurl]

Granted, well if naming a area after Orange Island counts :P

I wish that I could draw ;~;

 

[GreyVirgo]

Granted, But then your Drawing turn's to a Radioactive Human Eating Doodle Thing!

I wish to be a Duck.

 

[Vyrael]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life arguing about whether it's rabbit season or duck season.

I wish that X and Y version had top hats available for trainer customization.

 

[Pilkie]

Granted, but Top Hats are only available if you complete the Pokédex.

I wish I could breed a Scyther with perfect IVs.

 

[xseed]

granted but you must sacrifice your scythers happiness for the perfect IV LOL.

I wish Pokemon z version was real

 

[Mystify]

Granted, but all other versions of Pokémon are completely wiped out. Pokémon Z is the only Pokémon game to ever exist.

I wish I could get a job without having to do the applications and interviews.

 

[Vyrael]

Granted. Applications and interviews are phased out. You are hired only on the basis of your credit score and sweet dance skills.

I wish that pain ceased to exist.

 

[Victreebel's Bro]

Granted, now Hitler is still alive

I wish I could go on a Magikarp ride :D

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, except the Magikarp evolves into Gyarados while riding it.

I wish I had a job and money for school without the need for using loans.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you get robbed, and the robbers don't get caught.

I wish people wouldn't hide the name of their crush.

 

[xseed]

granted but their crush gets embaressed and dithes the guy

I wish it was even colder down here in the south lol

 

[Pilkie]

Granted, but the drop in temperature kills all the crops and food prices go through the roof.

I wish that College Applications filled themselves out.

 

[TY]

Granted, but no one will be able to read them... so....

I wish i had some french fries

 

[xseed]

granted but the fires are poisonous and you "kick the bucket"

I wish macdonalds never existed

 

[TY]

Granted, now everything will be flooded with KFC

I wish i didnt woke up so late

 

[Paige Berlitz]

granted but your loved ones die.

I wish that I got accepted to the UVCC place I applied too.