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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but it's rotten. :P

I wish that people would stop culling sharks. ;-;
 
Granted, but sharks are now trying to take over the world and since we can't kill them anymore, they succeed.

I wish that everyone loved each other.
 
Good! :D

Granted, but we all love one another too much we get kinda sick in the heads and we all walk around naked for other people's enjoyment. xD
 
I wish that the user above me didn't forgot to make a wish
 
Granted, but they censor everything so now the only thing on television, radio, and the internet is pictures of blenders and David Hasselhoff songs.
I wish for a cheese.
 
Granted, but it is moldy
I wish for a Sharpedo that adores me in every way... with Speed Boost.
 
Granted. They show their affection by affectionately devouring your flesh.

I wish that I had a working tablet.
 
Granted but you broke it again... WHY, AKROMARIC, WHY?????? I BOUGHT YOU ONE, AND YOU HAD TO GO ON BREAKIN IT!

I wish for a dollar
 
Granted! However, the extinction will not happen until the sun goes supernova. Don't worry, it will happen... eventually.

I wish I could talk to animals.
 
Granted. Deforestation left the poor animals homeless, and they are not happy.

I wish my friend safari pokemon were actually good.
 
Granted. They are good, you are just inexperienced

I wish that my wishes are not always corrupted

Akromaric said:
Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.
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But I live in Canada....
 
Granted, there will be one occasion where your wish is not corrupted, sometime in the distant future.

Jeannes.Thinkin said:
But I live in Canada....
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So do I. It's American, then.

I wish for the power to create ice. Magically, I mean, not by using a freezer or a tundra or something like that.
 
Granted but global warming kind of makes it less cold... really less cold.

I wish for a potato.
 
Granted. Your potato is moldy though.

I wish for the ability to control my dreams.
 
Granted but you get sick more often.

I wish the person who posts under me doesn't get their wish corrupted.
 
Granted but I wished that my wish will get corrupted

I wish for a spoon.
 
Granted, but I bent it by accident with my telekinesis.

I wish for some food that is not moldy.
 
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