Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[blue]

Granted, but the food makes you sick anyway.

I wish to be rich.

 

[disciplish]

Granted. You're rich, as in rich, delicious and not rich as in currency. Good luck, the bears are coming.

I wish... for more sleep.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you never wake up anymore.

I wish Jeremy would finish Pokemon Ice.

 

[White Raven]

Granted... but his save got corrupted.

I wish for a trident... for no reason.

 

[Reddo]

Granted, but you can't touch it... it burns.

I wish for a rabbit.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it nips you and scratches you until it is sent to replaced the Devil in Hell, then you get the Devil for a pet, but he nips you and scratches. xD

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish for my wish to not be corrupted. ;-;

 

[Flakey Bear]

Granted but this wish is corrupted.

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´ Sad smileys are sad.

I wish to break stuff.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they get mended. :P

I wish for a dark pencil. ;-;

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but the color is pink.

I wish the person who posts under me gets their wish corrupted.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted, but it gets corrupted in a way that is still somewhat beneficial, maybe.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's a fake and when you least expect it it comes real. xD I DUNNO!!

I wish I could see fiiiiire. I seeeee fiiiiiiire!

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted. Your brain tricks your eyes into thinking you're surrounded by fire and you have a heart attack and die.

I wish more people would wish to see fire.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they all die because they get inflamed. xD

I wish that Nathan was here. ;-;

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted, but he's secretly hiding from you.

I wish The Blood Of Olympus was out already.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but it's the end of the world

I wish for a spoon

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted but it breaks and a piece lodges permanently in your left nostril.

I wish my internet connection would stop getting me ninja'd on other forum posts.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you get assassinated instead. :P

I wish people knew how fabulous I am! C:

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted but now you're so popular that you can't even sneeze without it making the 6 o'clock news and then being discussed for the next 2 weeks.

I wish for a bottomless bag of money.

 

[DarkPoke001]

granted, but the bag is so bottomless, you can't reach the money

i wish for exactly 3 pancakes

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted but they taste like asphalt and koala fur.

I wish for US government corruption.