Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but you never wake up anymore.

I wish Jeremy would finish Pokemon Ice.
 
Granted... but his save got corrupted.

I wish for a trident... for no reason.
 
Granted, but it nips you and scratches you until it is sent to replaced the Devil in Hell, then you get the Devil for a pet, but he nips you and scratches. xD

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish for my wish to not be corrupted. ;-;
 
Granted but this wish is corrupted.

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´ Sad smileys are sad.

I wish to break stuff.
 
Granted, but they get mended. :P

I wish for a dark pencil. ;-;
 
Granted, but it gets corrupted in a way that is still somewhat beneficial, maybe.

I wish this wish was corrupted.
 
Granted, but it's a fake and when you least expect it it comes real. xD I DUNNO!!

I wish I could see fiiiiire. I seeeee fiiiiiiire!
 
Granted. Your brain tricks your eyes into thinking you're surrounded by fire and you have a heart attack and die.

I wish more people would wish to see fire.
 
Granted, but they all die because they get inflamed. xD

I wish that Nathan was here. ;-;
 
Granted, but he's secretly hiding from you.

I wish The Blood Of Olympus was out already.
 
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Granted but it breaks and a piece lodges permanently in your left nostril.

I wish my internet connection would stop getting me ninja'd on other forum posts.
 
Granted, but you get assassinated instead. :P

I wish people knew how fabulous I am! C:
 
Granted but now you're so popular that you can't even sneeze without it making the 6 o'clock news and then being discussed for the next 2 weeks.

I wish for a bottomless bag of money.
 
granted, but the bag is so bottomless, you can't reach the money

i wish for exactly 3 pancakes
 
Granted but they taste like asphalt and koala fur.

I wish for US government corruption.
 
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