Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, they get replaced with AIDS.

I wish I didn't have to catch up on schoolwork tomorrow. T.T

 

[Goron]

Granted but the teacher rapes you and gives you AIDS

I wish AIDS was never invented and distributed by the government

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted..but it was instead created the way the government said it was.

I was I looked like Princess Peach Toadstool.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

Granted but Bowser runs up and eats you then Fawful disintigrates Bowser.
( I HAVE CHORTLES! )







I wish I could stomp Fawful into dirt ( Hes annoying and downright creepy ).

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but he'll multiply and overrun you(and stomp you).

I wish I could beat the veteran mode of CoD6.

 

[Goron]

Granted by right after your save file gets deleted, all your Achievements get erased and your PS3 Or 360 gets banned from online.

I wish I had a golden robotic arm that could play DS games

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish I never had to go to school again. : D

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now in Soviet Russia. Where school goes to you. (aka homeschooling)

I wish that less of my school projects involved doing things outside of typing up papers.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they burn.
I wish I had a lighter to burn things with.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but tu burn ureself to death

i wish i was somewhere im not supposed to be

 

[Goron]

Granted, Your in space.... There is no air :0

I wish i had a DOORAG

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you lose it in a black hole.
I wish I was a seal.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted but you die

I wish i had socks
my footsies are cool ;~;

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they are wet. (Wet and cold don't mix)
I wish my new laptop had internet connection now.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted but the laptop if broken, so its no use

I wish for an idea on what to wish for

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets taken away.
I wish I had my robe.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied i have your robe

i wish i was in a bubble bath

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but you melt down the drain.



i wish for a pizza.

 

[Gazza]

granted but it has the hottest chilli in the universe on it and you start to bleed internallly and have a bad time on the toilet XDDDDDDD

i wish for some cheesy noodles

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the cheese was moldy.
I wish I could be an alien. (Like in TMoHS)