Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Charizard632]

Granted. You will die in 80 years.

I wish I could meet Marisa Kirisame in Person.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but then Alice gets jealous and tries to kill you.

I wish I had some chocolate.....

 

[Pokedragonking]

Granted. Unfortunately it's choco-lax.

I wish I could learn how to program easier.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now any future tasks that involve setting up the schedule for events will be easier! School plays, convention schedules, and office board meetings are now nearly no hassle!

I wish for a white drizzle.

 

[Benjamin510]

GRANTED through its Acid.

I wish to have a perfect sexy girlfriend.

 

[Pokedragonking]

Granted. She's perfect in every way. In fact, she's so perfect she knows very well she's to good for you ad is cheating on you with four different guys.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but it has the same effect as Jigglypuffs singing.

I wish all my chores were done already.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but they explode.

I wish I could LIVE.

 

[Pokedragonking]

Granted, in your grandma's basement all day growing pale in front of the glow of a computer screen that remiss you f your utter failure at life.

I wish for a pony!!!

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but then a homeless person kills it for food.

I wish for some more coffee.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it runs away with your best friend.

I wish I had the power to ghost ride the whip.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but the whip snaps your ghost in the face, leaving a mighty bruise on its forehead. That's gonna leave a mark...


I wish my car was a brand-new black 1986 Oldsmobile 4-4-2 instead of a rusted-out subcompact.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I were 'Splosion Man.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted. Earth will explode in 5 seconds, and the solar system in 10.

That said, I wish I could save the world and the milky way from such destruction.

 

[Pokedragonking]

Lol, good one! But...

Granted. Earth will explode in 5 seconds, and the solar system in 10.

...Dude! Why no wish? Did you forget?

 

[Team_SJK]

...Dude! Why no wish? Did you forget?

Yup, I forgot. :-(
but it's all good now. It's been fixed. My wish, if you haven't seen it yet, is to save the world AND the milky way from destruction, at any cost.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. To do so, you drain all of the world's resources and create a deficit for *insert your country here* so large, that the you are executed for destroying their economy afterward. Good news is that you did it so well, it's like the world was never ever in danger.

I wish for the Witch's bass.

 

[UraharaSteph]

Granted, the witch's is bass is yours, but in the process you're turned into a frog.

I wish I could kiss Komui (The anime guy in my sig)

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, But his Fan-girls kill you.

I wish, My servants would shut up.

 

[Pokedragonking]

They do. As does the rest of the world, never speaking or making any noise again. Including music.

I wish I had a bigger memory on my comp. (damn Dell)