Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. Now you're so good that no one wants to be your online friend.

I wish I could have one of each analog synthesizer and drum machine ever made. Give me a TR-909, and I'll give you endless gratitude in return.

Hacky said:
Again you forgot to wish!
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By my oath, I shall never forget to wish. Before you or I forget, get those words down on paper immediately.
 
They are already on an online forum.

Granted. Now your home is so full of drum machines & synthesizers, that you cannot move out of your house.

I wish today's AC/DC gig would be a kickass one.
 
Not granted. AC/DC gig would never be good. (oh I has to be srs)
Granted. But Angus Young gets replaced after being hit by a truck.

I wish to earn lots of money every week.
 
Granted. But you'll get in prison for selling drugs!!!!

I wish I'm awesome just for a second. ;D
 
Granted. But awesomefaced.

I wish posts counted in Wi-Fi zone and Other zone :(
 
Granted..................... If only I were a mod!!!!!!!!!! >.<

I wish I'm a fairy and grants wishes to make people's wishes wishes come true.
 
Granted, but only wishes in this thread, and even then you horribly corrupt them.

I wish I had an amp.
 
Granted, but soon the go bankrupt.

I wish that my servants would get me pie when ever i want it and this wish would not be corrupted.
 
Granted, But then my Co-workers build an army camp there.

I wish for the same wish i did before, BUT! Without the No couuption part.
 
Granted, But i Steal it and literally use sugrey on me ofr them.

I wish i was sexy.
 
Granted, but they're upside down, which doesn't seem like it'd be too comfortable.

I wish for an Altair 8800.
 
Granted, But i have no idea what that is so igive you a fangirl instead.

I wish no Shirt no service did not exist.
 
Granted, But it only works on [agelimit]11 and up
Spoiler:
, so girl try and kill you.

I wish i had a chainsaw.
 
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