Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Team_SJK]

Granted. Now you're so good that no one wants to be your online friend.

I wish I could have one of each analog synthesizer and drum machine ever made. Give me a TR-909, and I'll give you endless gratitude in return.

Again you forgot to wish!

By my oath, I shall never forget to wish. Before you or I forget, get those words down on paper immediately.

 

[Hacky]

They are already on an online forum.

Granted. Now your home is so full of drum machines & synthesizers, that you cannot move out of your house.

I wish today's AC/DC gig would be a kickass one.

 

[myrrh25]

Not granted. AC/DC gig would never be good. (oh I has to be srs)
Granted. But Angus Young gets replaced after being hit by a truck.

I wish to earn lots of money every week.

 

[Eldrei]

Granted. But you'll get in prison for selling drugs!!!!

I wish I'm awesome just for a second. ;D

 

[myrrh25]

Granted. But awesomefaced.

I wish posts counted in Wi-Fi zone and Other zone :(

 

[Eldrei]

Granted..................... If only I were a mod!!!!!!!!!! >.<

I wish I'm a fairy and grants wishes to make people's wishes wishes come true.

 

[Hacky]

Granted, but only wishes in this thread, and even then you horribly corrupt them.

I wish I had an amp.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, and then you blow it out with your Fender Stratocaster guitar.

I wish I could live in a ranch house surrounded by a forest.

 

[DXrobots]

Granted here is your Awfully Meaningless Pokemon

I wish Bandai of Japan Merchandise was cheaper

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, but soon the go bankrupt.

I wish that my servants would get me pie when ever i want it and this wish would not be corrupted.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Then why bother playing this game?

I wish for School Closing.

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, But then my Co-workers build an army camp there.

I wish for the same wish i did before, BUT! Without the No couuption part.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but your ears explode.

I wish my ears were made of solid gold.

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, But i Steal it and literally use sugrey on me ofr them.

I wish i was sexy.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now too sexy for your shirt. Good luck eating out with "no shirt, no shoes, no service".

I wish I could see the Scarlet Devil Mansion's Garden.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but your eyes fall out soon after.

I wish I could put jiggles' eyes back in his/she/its/cactus' eye-sockets.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they're upside down, which doesn't seem like it'd be too comfortable.

I wish for an Altair 8800.

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, But i have no idea what that is so igive you a fangirl instead.

I wish no Shirt no service did not exist.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. But now you have to wear pants. :'(

I wish for a graphing calculator that works.

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, But it only works on [agelimit]11 and up

Spoiler:

Breasts [/agelimit]

, so girl try and kill you.

I wish i had a chainsaw.