Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[mr. ck]

It's sealed, even you don't know how to open it :)

I wish my life was more exciting.

 

[Pave Low]

Granted, but excitement gets you hit by a Monster Truck

I wish for nothing

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you get a pony.

I wish people saw me as their god.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they plan a mutiny. (Or whatever you'd call it. xD)

I wish I could meet Paul Allen.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's Aizen.

I wish I did not just make that Bleach reference.

 

[last fighter 36]

granted but you referred to something boring and people run away y wish for a keyblade

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's made of cardboard and tin foil.

I wish for headphones that would never go bad in an ear.

 

[redsaber5859]

Not granted, haha

I wish the world was the way it was for the next 99999999999999999999999999999 years

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's actually been 99999999999999999999999999999 years since that post. Nothing's changed. :o

I wish for headphones that would never go bad in an ear.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they can't play music from any of your audio devices, they only receive radio signal from the boring Politi-Sports station that plays the occasional rap ballad on a banjo accompanied by the synth keyboard.

I wish there really was such a radio station so I could torture my enemies by making them listen to it.

 

[last fighter 36]

done but just by knowing it wasreal you die y whis for a fruet

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. BUT YOU DIE.

I wish that folks in Nebraska could have Microsoft Windows. :<

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it's Windows 2.

I wish I had Windows 2.

 

[Lickeh Lickeh]

Granted, but it's infected with several virus'.

I wish I had a computer that's really lagged up. =D

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it crashes due to lag.

I wish I DIDN'T DIE ZOMG!!!111

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but now there are Libyan terrorists after you.

I wish for a Bill Gates action figure. <3

 

[Kaminari]

Granted but then it comes to life and tries to kill you.

I wish I had my dream life. (Probably including something fictional being real too).

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but so does everyone else and their dream lives conflict with yours and cancel it out.

I wish for an attorney.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, but he forgot his bunny ears and as such cannot function properly.

I wish for a 3DS today.

 

[redsaber5859]

Not granted cuz nintendo doesn't like you

I wish for a third iPad :top: