Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[redsaber5859]

WTF you didn't even grant my wish so WTF, I'm not saying anything bout urs

Same wish, I wish for a third iPad

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but it is made out of cardboard and crayons

i wish for black and white to come out in america today

 

[redsaber5859]

Granted, u get this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_%26_White_(video_game)

I wish my hack (in sig) was complete

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's completely abandoned.

I wish for an Italian Jigglypuff.

 

[last fighter 36]

done he,s left to mario y wish for a friend

 

[redsaber5859]

Granted. It's completely abandoned.

I wish for an Italian Jigglypuff.

Whaddya mean abandoned?

Anyways, granted, but it annoys the world by speaking Italian nonstop

I wish for my infractions to go away

 

[last fighter 36]

not granted youdidn,t grant mine y wish for a friend they some times does use me as a slave the one below

 

[Kaminari]

Granted but your friend uses you as a slave.

I wish for some delicious food. I'm so hungry. D=

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Delicious food with 0 calories. Enjoy feeling absolutely no nourishment.

I wish for paddles that can be used for power fighting.

 

[redsaber5859]

Granted, but you don't get them, ur enemies do

I wish for my infractions to go away

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they come back to haunt you at a later date.

I wish I could go to a wedding.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted. It's an arranged wedding in 1784, where everyone thinks you look weird.

I wish my old TI-83 Plus had a backlit color display. Graphs wouldn't look so boring, then.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but then MITS releases a new graphing calculator which not only has a backlit colour display, but a clock, a calendar, a phone feature with groovy ringtones, an internet browser, a touch screen, an 8-track player, an mp3 player, and, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! It has reversi! But it's expensive, and you can't afford it because you had to pay to upgrade your old calculator to the colour display.

I wish my neighbour would dress up as a dog in a bikini.

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but it gave you nightmares (that post will possibly give me some).

I wish my neighbors hated Reggaeton.

 

[redsaber5859]

Granted, but you drool over it and have no life

I wish for the sun to come up tommorow

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but you die. get sick.

Yes, I have no life because I'm on vacations and I got sick so I spend all the time on the computer.

I wish I wasn't bullied (I'm not talking about you, Red, I'm talking about real life).

 

[austy14]

Granted, but now everyone is too afraid to even look at you.

I wish I had the money for a new computer.

 

[shininglatios217]

Granted, but it gets a virus and it stops working.

I wish my DS gets fixed

 

[last fighter 36]

granted but it breaks later because you sat on it while it was in your pocket

y wish for people to understand me

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. They understand you as an enemy.

I wish for infinity wishes.