Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[The Last One]

~granted but i don't know what you actually wished for xD~
i wish everyone wold get along xD

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, everyone now have a long of their own.

I wish for.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but.

I wish to be a Canadian Mountee.

 

[The Last One]

~granted but you fall off a cliff~
i wish this thread was more fun ):

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, you now have TCTI here.

I wish for cookies and milk.

 

[Jordan]

You didn't say for whom. *eats cookies and drinks milk*

I wish for a safer world.

 

[Gazza]

Granted.
But for it to be safer you have to be removed from it. :B

I wish the Bount arc (from Bleach) was never made. o3o

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted!
Say hello to the Mole arc, consisting of hundred episodes of a strawberry getting beat up by moles.

I wish I could write properly today.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You can now write properly in Pig Latin.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[The Last One]

~granted, but it only goes 5 seconds forward or backwards in time~

I wish that someone could wish a wish that made since as a wish of all these wishes xD

 

[vinylscratchp0n3]

Denied, because that wish made no sense.

I wish I had a blue 3DS.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Just get a sketch pad and draw yourself one... I'm too lazy to do it myself.

I wish that someone had discovered a cure for laziness.

 

[The Last One]

~not granted cause i don't want to be un-lazy xD~

I wish everyone met their soulmates

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. MASSIVE BABY BOOM. Failing economy, famine, poor living conditions, and other bad things occur. The world will grow sick of it and nuke itself on Dec 21, 2012 as a result.

I wish I knew how to Take it Easy!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, you lose your head and can't reattach to your body.

I wish for clones and more clones.

 

[The Last One]

~granted but, they all kill each other (including you) to see who the best one is~

I wish that I could.
Wish on airplanes on the night sky, Like shooting starts.
xD

 

[AuraGaurdian]

granted but now everyone stops using planes and gets around on helicopters I wish pokemon would go on forever

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The TV show gets an eternity contract, so even if the games stop being made, the TV show will still make new episodes. Forever.

I wish I could wake up earlier in the morning.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but that doesn't mean that you've caught up on your sleep.

I wish for inspiration.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Granted, but it inspired you to do Baaad things!

I wish for some cake!