Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's tuna and liver flavor.

I wish I had some sarcasm to spare.

 

[vinylscratchp0n3]

Granted, but all you can say is sarcasm now.

I wish I had a sammich. =3

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Granted, but the cat comes with it. <:

I wish a mod would lock this thread. ):

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. But, so we can all still post in it, we are all moderators now! Banning antics ensue.

I wish I could get every negative emblem.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Granted. But, so we can all still post in it, we are all moderators now! Banning antics ensue.

I wish I could get every negative emblem.

Granted, but due to the even number of negative emblems, they have nullified each other completely.

I wish i was a pichu

 

[Gymnotide]

You are. That is, still in your egg, left in the PC forever since no one wants to hatch you.

I wish ^ was a Pichu as well.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. ^^ is now in an egg < received. Also, ^^ has a 0 IV in speed. DELETE.

I wish for sturdy drawers.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they're drawers as in underpants, not dresser drawers.

I wish for an OS/2 floppy disk.

 

[Gymnotide]

Granted, but it's just an OS Floppy Disk cut in half.
I wish for CHRISTMAS :D

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you're living in a house without a Christmas tree.

I wish I could visit a void for a vacation and leave the next day.

 

[Gymnotide]

Granted, but you never experience the vacation, since it's only your future self.
I wish for ____.

Granted, but you're living in a house without a Christmas tree.

This... Is truth.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, enjoy your non-censured hardcore swearword.

I wish this year in school will go remotely well.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. But only because your PC life takes over your school life in a violent coup involving Cherrim pies.

I wish my local car dealers rapped more often on their TV ads.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but they become so successful that they quit dealing cars to become professional rappers, leaving you dealer-less.

I wish for more happy people and friends.

 

[Gazza]

Granted but the only way your "friends" would be happy is if you died. :P


I wish for a cure for Squiads.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, have a gun.

I wish for a cake.

 

[WonderGirl]

Granted, but I eat it all up. Arigato, it was yummy! It's almost my birthday anyway >.>

I wish for a basket of cute little puppies :3

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but due to the lack of security on a basket, the puppies escape.

I wish I could visit Roswell, New Mexico and get a bunch of cheesy alien souvenirs.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but you'll have to take Roswell the PC member as well and hear her complain about how her username isn't originated from that town the entire time you're there. /punched

I wish my face was lemony.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it's not lemony fresh, therefore, it unpleasant.

I wish TCTI was one big clique again.