Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but it's radioactive, so you probably don't want to eat it or get anywhere near it.

I wish for Space Invaders.
 
Granted, but then you are one of the front-line invaders who will get shot down first.

I wish I didn't get so bored easily. X_X
 
Done but everyone finds you annoying

I wish i could have brought [Place crush here] flowers and says yes.
 
Granted, he says yes to the flowers but not when you ask him to marry you.

I wish I had a time travelling car like in Back to the Future.
 
Granted. You accidentally bump into yourself. You can see what happens next.
I wish for duct tape for my broken bubble wand.
 
Granted, but you accidentally tape your fingers together and can't hold the bubble wand.

I wish for a telescope.
 
Granted, but it's on a satellite dish, and blocks your television signal so you have to remove it.

I wish for a Babel fish.
 
Granted, but since you don't have a Babel fish stuffed in your ear, you can't understand them.

I wish my watch got phone service and had a rotary dial hidden under the watch face.
 
Granted, but you can only call to other people with such watches, but you're the only one with such watch.

I wish for cookies. *drools*
 
The cookie was poison in a ninja disguise and kills you lo-main chop stile.

I wish for..............you dancing the diet dance.
 
Granted, but you'll be killed after your adventure and everyone will forget you eventually.

I wish for booze.
 
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