Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ineffable~]

I wish the person above me would make a wish so I could corrupt it. :(

 

[shinysweety]

Granted!

I wish for a necklace with a cat on it :3

(OMG, I forgot to make a wish xD)

 

[Ineffable~]

Hey, my wish wasn't corrupted! Awesome! :D

Your cat necklace is granted, however a dog necklace growls at it and intimidates it and it runs away never to be seen again.

I wish I could become more active in other sections of the forum. xD

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but people start mistaking you for ShiningRaichu because of your avatar. Were's the axe now, hmm?

I wish for a taco.

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, however Satan gave it to you.



I wish I could unhear that song.

 

[YeNoodle]

Granted you are now deff.
I wish giant floppy octopi would take over the worlds.

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, however you die before it happens and never live to experience the awesomeness of the floppy floppy water-spiders. How sad for you.

I wish for me not to get sick right at the onset of "Winter".

 

[YeNoodle]

Granted you get brutally murdered at the onset of winter
I wish the world was turned into jelly

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, however the sun is actually secretly made out of peanut butter, and out of sudden burning passion the sun pulls the earth in closer to embrace it, and we all burn to death.

Especially you.



I wish to have a signature dedicated to Nidoran♀ tomorrow.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted but it breaks

I wish I could say anything and everyone believes me (By the way the Earth is a Cube[I hate Science])

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but suddenly, you yell," I AM A TERROIST!", as a joke,and by everyone beliving in you, they think u scary so they shoot u and u die.

I wish for some sort of fish-weapon that looks like a sword!

[I sense laziness]

 

[Blizz]

Granted, but you fish weapon starts to act weird and it cuts your head off.

I wish I can be more active at PokéCommunity's IRC channel.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then Pokecommunity's IRC channel crashes, so no one is active.

I wish that school didn't start at freakin 7:00 am.

 

[Blizz]

Granted, but then you realize that there were free muffins in school at 7.00 and you are too late to get your own.

I wish that I can have more money so I can buy new PC.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but every time your new PC turns on, it has a picture of Weegee staring at you.

I wish for muffins!

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you trip and someone catches your muffin then that person runs and yells I HAVE A MUFFIN AND YOU DONT HAVE ONE! NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH :P

I wish we have cold weather.,'

 

[Skip Class]

Granted but a huge blizzard occurs creating the next Ice Age and you never get warm weather again.

I wish an owl would get me my Hogwarts letter already xD

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but when the owl delivers your letter, it explodes in your face, and the letter disintegrates.

I wish for my muffin to return to me, unharmed! >_<

 

[Otherworld9)]

Granted, but when you're about to eat your muffin, a crow steals it from your hands and flies away, never to be seen again.

I wish I had a bag of kisses.....

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but the kisses are from George Lopez's great-great-great-great grandfather right after he ate a bunch of rancid onions and moldy pizza.