Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

gRANTED.bUT THEN THE WISh backfires
I wish i was a power ranger.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But you have no fighting moves and die.

I wish i was a cat!!! =^.^=

 

[Unknown#]

Granted, you are a stuffed cat at the bottom of a toy box.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

 

[kuzronk]

You meet a man who steals his wallet while you wait to get one for FREE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0y9DkJcxH4

I wish i could fly

 

[Unknown#]

Granted you can fly. And then you get shot down for flying in restricted air space.

I wish for an internet meme.

 

[BeliVuk]

Granted but Justin Bieber uses it as his new underwear brand logo.

I wish for the poster below me to get out of the friendzone.

 

[TwiDragon]

But I wasn't in the friend zone to began with O~O


I wish for a society where gender-roles and sexisum (for both sides) didn't exist.

 

[BeliVuk]

Granted, there are no genders and all living animals (including mankind) die a slow cruel death.

I wish for the poster below to get stuff from eBay for free.

 

[TwiDragon]

But its all broken?

I wish for the world politics to not be as corrupt.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but no one can not be a corrupted politician. The world falls into chaos with no semblance of order. World War XLVIII ensues.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[TwiDragon]

You do, but they are all taken literally

I wish for a fish that can live on land, water, space, and lava!

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but countries begin violently fighting over the fish for a variety of reasons. World War XLVIII.

I wish I would never make a World War XLVIII joke again.

 

[Unknown#]

Graneted. You can't because your now dead.

I wish for some pizza.

 

[turbotails]

Granted. But I Eat it.

I wish i Was a Sceptile.

 

[BeliVuk]

Granted, but you die after giving birth.

I wish all the members on this forum would sign this petition against A.C.T.A and help keep the internet free. www.avaaz.org/en/eu_save_the_internet_spread/

 

[turbotails]

Granted. But the Website got hacked and was changed into Wikipedia II.

I wish i could live Forever and ever...

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You live forever but have to live through some things that are worse than death.

I wish math class was replaced with Tetris.

 

[Mab]

Granted but you get bad grades in Tetris.

I wish for candy.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get poison candy.

I wish for an internet meme.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then you take an arrow to the knee. OW XD.

I wish that there could be a Multiplayer in Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V.