Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you lose track and everything is taken away.

I wish crackhead's didn't exist.

 

[Skitty1]

Then the crackhead's were replaced with Nazi Zombies and Hippies.

I wish had a real pet Pokemon.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but some kid who thinks he is Ash trys to "catch" it and kinda kills it.

I wish to not get amnesia.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but now you have more headaches.

@WillPowerPedro OBJECTION! Haven't I told everybody that I have NO CORRUPTIONS ON MY LATER WISHES? God everyone's dumb.

I wish this message was carried out in the OT.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

@WillPowerPedro, hahaha that's pretty funny. Ash would kill it because he's an idiot! I'm sorry but you did get amnesia.

Granted but then you find out the message doesn't go through.

I wish methhead's didin't exist.

 

[diab_low]

Granted but now potheads have grown.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

 

[Skitty1]

^You grow a second head that talks but it has the brain and face of Sarah Palin it can talk and everything else the real thing could do...

I wish fruit could talk...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but they are not as funny as the annoying orange.

I wish I didn't have to do exams.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

You got expelled. No exams for you.

I wish I could afford oil-based paint.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

granted, but it's actually toxic waste and melts everything it touches.

I wish for 2 wishes.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but Hikari uses one for herself and wishes for unlimited Master Balls and Rare Candy.

I wish that so many users stopped throwing Assange in my face...

 

[diab_low]

Denied people would be bored.

I wish more people gave Hikari Assange pictures as presents.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied. She is sooooooo mad...

I wish people stopped being schoolyard bullies...

 

[diab_low]

granted now there are workplace bullies.

I wish I had a girlfriend like Alisa. :(

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, she is your girlfriend.

I wish that Cheren becomes the new Unova Bishie...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but Akruroma disapproves.

I wish that I didn't forget to go on here until the last minute...

 

[diab_low]

Granted but know you get bags under your eyes for not sleeping to stay on PC.

I wish I had more people Follow me on Twitter: diab_low

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted cos people hear you follow Hikari10's Twitter address: Hikari10Girl

I wish that Facebook gets better features...

 

[diab_low]

granted, but it requires you to pay for those features (u gotta bookface)

I wish bookface didn't exist.

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Since Bookface never existed, Myspace remained popular and became the exact same thing as Bookface.

I wish to fall down some stairs.