Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[diab_low]

Granted but its worse than the current one

i wish for a masterball x 999

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you steal all everyone's Pokemon you decide to join Team Rocket.

I wish that news shows stopped inserting random entertainment into them, they annoy me...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but now they insert fake stuff like * is going to rule the world.

I wish that I can catch up with my posting.

* He who must not be named.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you realize Hikari has achieved the coveted "PC Is My Life" emblem, which is only given to those who are on all the time.

I wish that people started actually finding me funny...

 

[skyluigi2]

Granted, but then no one takes you seriously anymore.

I wish it was sunny.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then it would cause a heat wave to fry everyone outside.

I wish i had my own theme song.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but only you can hear it.

I wish I was a gray Lucario......

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but since the world is not yet aware of "living" pokemon, scientist experiment on you.

I wish I made a jambox.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but once finsiehd and you begin to use it, the jambox explodes without explaination.

I wish Listen to youtube wasn't locked down by youtube....

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but it would give you a virus. I wish where I lived was big enough so I could street race.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but then the place is barred with regulations, thus denying you the ability to street race.

I wish we could achieve far greater space travel so we could coloize worlds or planetoids simpliar to earth....

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, then we would land on another world with life and they will come and destroy ours for us finding them because they were watching and waiting for us to come and find them.

I wish I could freestyle rap as good as I play guitar.

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but then someone else would rip off your music and not give you the credit becasue they have no balls.

I wish there was an explaination to why some trainers have hair bigger than their heads......

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, then you go to prison for figuring out the secret if they find out.

I wish I knew how Pokemon like Wailord fits in a Pokeball.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and now you discover that Wailord can't fit in the Poke Ball.

I wish all the female PCs of the main Pokemon games get their own anime...

 

[Arenax Seventhian]

Granted, but then you will have butt hurt people and trolls having a field day complaining just to complain.

I wish I could mkae up my mind on what I want to type for a story....

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you decided to not write a story at all.

I wish for a portal to the pokemon world.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but it you have to test with GLaDOS first.

I wish I had a piece of apple pie, straight outta the oven. Wait! A la mode...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it's MINE!

I wish for world peace.

 

[diab_low]

Declined, too bad the Illuminati exist

I wish the Illuminati didn't exist !