Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but nobody even said anything about it.

I wish for a robot.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you lose all emotions and kill all your former friend and family i wish for BACON

 

[The Works]

Granted, but the bacon is burnt and flies away when you touch it with your utensils.

I wish for a 3-day weekend.

 

[Limanya]

Granted, but you get a 40-day week with only 3 days weekend.

I wish to make a contract with Kyubey and become a Magical Girl!

 

[roosterman]

granted but its just that fake magic that everyone hates

i wish nintendo would make some different kinds of starters like a dark type squirrel, a fighting
type kangaroo and a psychic monkey

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but their stats and movepools suck more than a gay vampire.

I wish to own a library filled with nothing but gaming magazines.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they're games that you hate.

I wish that Snorlax had it's own game.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but not many people buy it and they stop production early.

I wish to win first in every PCX Event

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you unleash Ktulu lol

I wish someone would give me a rap battle challenge in the rhyme game

 

[roosterman]

i would but i have no idea what that is so denied

i wish for a hole that goes right though the earth but not though the center so i can fall to the other side of the earth and then fall back

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you miss the hole and end up in the black hole.

Also, it's the rhyme game here on PC

I wish I had a GPS so I would quit getting lost in Chicago.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it's crap.

I wish the anime wasn't at all that bad.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but the new anime is on 6 am
wish the manga mas the anime

 

[Altomare]

granted. They show the manga on TV like a slideshow.

I wish my school's team would be the basketball champion.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then they get banned for cheating. jk

I wish gangs would quit trashing what used to be nice neighborhoods.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but now they trash your house instead.

I wish I can defeat cthulhu.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then it becomes more powerful and unstoppable.

I wish the New England Patriots sucked. I really hate that team lol

 

[roosterman]

granted but they suck you down with them.

i wish my calculator could calculate negative numbers

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but you have no idea on how to function it properly.

I wish for Snorlax plushies.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but their to big to fit in your home
i wish i never saw it at 4 years old