Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[WillPowerPedro]

What?

I wish I was somebody, somebody, somebody.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

is a steven king movie
granted but everyone is to
repeat
i wish i never saw it at 4 years old

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you would be a serial killer lol

I wish I had a job, seriously.

 

[The Works]

Granted. You will be a handyman in a filthy prison and will get paid only 1 cent a year.

I wish that I could buy that Dark Side of the Moon keychain that I saw in Virgin Megastore.

 

[Krazzikk]

Granted, but it'll cost you $1,004,343,345

I wish I had a decent computer.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

But then you realize that it's got a program that the greedy govt. is after so they raid your house. (I could actually see this happening.)

I wish for a taco.

 

[roosterman]

granted tacos for everyone! (this one should never be corrupted!)

i wish for my own planet to live on

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but they aliens come and invade your planet and take it over

I still wish for a taco.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you get bad dieriha
wish i had cable

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, here's your sign (no wish)

I wish you would of wished for something so I can corrupt it.

 

[roosterman]

granted but i corrupted this wish so much that your brain won't let you see it and you can't corrupt his wish

i wish for an army of emus (don't judge me!)

EDIT: WOW! thats bigger then i thought it would be. does it go past the limit, should i take it down?

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Omg that's one ugly ass bird lol.
Granted, but then they all proceed to attack you.

I wish I had more than 65 cents.

 

[Treecko]

Granted
You now have 66 cents.

I wish I had the ability to never have to sleep.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly you become hyper.

I wish Australian TV wasn't so screwed right now.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but then the only thing they show on TV is news.

I wish my French teacher wasn't so angry and loud.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but now there is more punishment.

I wish that I was a good rugby player

 

[White_Arcanine]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're using some kind of drugs.

I wish I wasn't so unlikable irl D=

 

[roosterman]

granted but no one likes you anyway :P (just kidding of course)

i wish more people would join the tournament and battle me
https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/289062

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they don't battle you

I wish that there weren't any gnats in my house.

 

[roosterman]

granted but now you have snakes

i wish for a butler