Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you end up wasting it.

I wish for a video camera, my old one is starting to get a little rusty...

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, you can only get it as a gift.

I wish that I could start getting Black 2/White 2 cos I'm falling behind everyone else here.

 

[SummerSkies]

Granted, but the video games broke and you can't afford another one because you somehow became broke.

I wish my avatar looks like the avatar above the text of this post.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but the quality of the avatar becomes spontaneously obstructed

I wish I had a (freindly)Muk along with its pokeball

 

[Synerjee]

Granted, but the Muk gets brainwashed and swallows you whole, along with its pokeball.

I wish I received a new and functioning laptop for either Christmas or my birthday.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but the mew breaks your laptop and flies away without a word

 

[Captain Gizmo]

I wish I had money growing in my pocket.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but its only penies that are growing rapidly non-stop

I wish I could communicate with animals

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted. But only with already extinct animals.

I wish the Pokemon world was real.

 

[Synerjee]

Granted, but you'll have to be stuck as a 10 year old kid the whole time you're in the Pokemon world.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but everybody else was taken to the world but you

I wish I had the pokemon I claimed in real life

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they were causing problems for you.

I wish that money grew on the trees in my neighborhood.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted, but then everyone went crazy and ransacked and tore down the trees for the money beyond repair

I wish i knew how to speak all languages fluently

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted but you can't speak anymore. :3

I wisk Pokémon will be real... :3

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted, but the only ones available are Magikarps that can't evolve.

I wish our world was futuristic like in Back to the Future II.

 

[CourageHound]

Denied, cuz it wasnt all super-futuristic like as I hoped it wud be

I wish I had a Salamence to ride

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, dragons aren't even real.

I wish people stopped asking me about my most "unusual" avatars/sigs.

 

[CourageHound]

Denied, cuz you doubted the existence of dragons, and people will always comment bout your sigs/avatars

I wish my future mastiff will grow to be a gi-mongus size

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

GRANTED, but it won't fit in your car.

I WISH VICKY WOULD GET A CELLPHONE AND DROP IT IN THE TOILET! WHEN SHE HAS HER PERIOD!

 

[roosterman]

granted, she also drops you in the toilet

i wish for pokemon stadium 3D on the 3DS