Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your Zubat, Koffing, and Ratatta, grunt.

I wish that I could ponder philosophy in a way that would be acceptable by my Humanities instructor.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted. Your Humanities Instructor accepts you... as a terrible failure.

I wish to date James and get rid of Jessie!!!

 

[Kerotan]

Granted. You soon become a part of a crappy fanfic.

I wish for a pet monkey named Antoine that knows how to fly.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it goes ultra-crazy and kills you.

I wish for a monkey who eats all my teachers.

 

[.Ozymandias]

Granted, but instead you have to be taught by the monkeys.

I wish that my dog could bath himself.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but now your dog has to bath you as well!

I wish that I knew what classes I wanted to take.

 

[Ashbox]

sure.....your in all special ed classes

i wish for pudding

 

[Spinor]

[pokecommunity.com]%@t{153440&page=27}\<action>accomplitiate.wsh@=/=FAT
</action></html>;{hotstart=COOK}[email protected]
/if{p>=4388456}onview=addFATandCHOC;if<,cancelsum.

COOK.exe corrupted. pudding.FOD.exe aborted

godotscript.exe has encountered a corruption. pudding.clr executed

@pudding.gdt{dlt=CHOC.clr}

PUDDING.jpg corrupted. PUDDING.mp5 executed with error.

godotscript.exe has encoutered a sever error and needs to close. PUDDING.mp5 lacks PUDDING.tst.clr and COOK.exe is corrupted. SaMNeLa.vrs is ROM.
_________

Wish Granted. But the pudding is undercooked. It has Salmonella.

I wish for godotscript.exe to not be corrupted anymore.

 

[Ashbox]

denied.......insufficient memory......

i wish this would happen to you

 

[Mitchman]

Being greek spartans have an alliance with all greek colonies so i get instant anti-shoopage.(i think my ethnicity actually came in handy there)
I wish the next person gets attacked by mudkipz. All 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of them

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. All the Mudkip gently sprinkle water on me. Then they turn to you and all of them use mud slap.
I wish I was the king of England FOREVER

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but we English finally have a rebellion and kill the new King.

I wish for poni- J/k. I wish to be Prime Minister of England.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You do a horrible job and England is now a colony of the United States. Congratulations.

I wish for a crumpet.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but the genie forgets to corrupt it and blows up, killing you.

I wish for every Doctor Who episode ever on one DVD.

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but it's a DVD-like disk from the future and you can't play it. :<

I wish to have some cookies.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Your cookie is poisoned. You die. Painfully.

I wish that I could be in Friends! :P

 

[Mitchman]

Granted but your the gay lover of chandler.
I wish i was in star wars.

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

Granted, you're now an annoying Wookie.

I wish to witness an epic battle against Rocky & Rambo.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your eyeballs melt away from your face shortly after you witness it because you are not worthy of the epicness.

I wish I knew how to do a fad.

 

[Mitchman]

Granted but the fad was so freaking stupid annoying and well retarded it just plain died in 1 day.
I wish for more sugar.