Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. You can now speak the same language as a well in Spain.

i wish I could never get fat

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Eh, being Platina forever ain't so bad.

Granted, but now your anorexic.
I wish pie, and a gallon of whipped cream.

 

[Ekeshum]

granted. The pie and the gallon of whipped cream was fed straight to your dog and you are caged up and forced to watch your dog eat the food. then you are released and your dog barfs all over you.

I wish for a sexy male MAN knight in shining armor to come save meesa.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, I unfortunately place fe in front of male and wo infront of man and make the knight a girl anyways :P

I wish I knew Spanish.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but you're now mute.

I wish I had Platina's outfits.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but they're ripped.

I wish for chocolate fudge.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its poisoned.

I wish for alot of money.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its fake.

I wish that Penguins could live anywhere.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. They prefer your house over any other place.

I wish that a legit penny suddenly appeared on my desk.

 

[pichuownage]

GRANTED....but it blew up and killed evryone one you know.



GIVE ME A PIE that wont kill me, hurt me,(that includes my games, people i know, and everything else i know of.) , and kills the game, pokemon snap!!!(PLUS let it be so that it be comes a magikarp and wont hurt me or anything above!!!) Mess this one up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The pie is disgusted by your horrible method of typing that it places the pastry side of itself on your computer's hard drive, frying it. No one is hurt, though. Then when your parents come home (if you still live with them), they'll wonder what happened to the computer, and they won't believe your "pie fell on it" story because it turned into a Magikarp.

I wish for an unlimited supply of charged AA batteries.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but they're all dead :P. Should of seen that one coming.

I wish that I could rewrite the rules of the english language.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, but everyone speaks gibberish now thanks to you and no one understands a single word.

I wish that Death was brave enough to tell Chuck Norris he died 10 years ago.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks him and Death does nothing. As a matter of fact, no one dies for the next 5000 years, causing massive overpopulation. Chuck Norris. He's so manly, Firefox sees nothing wrong with the spelling of his name or his signature move.

I wish that My Body didn't Wish that you Burned to the Moon.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. I'm safe, but I had Chuck Norris give you the power of the equivalent of 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick) so it's too powerful for you and you explode in a ball of electricity.

I wish Chuck Norris wasn't alive or dead.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but he roundhouse kicks your wish out of existence.

I wish for one free, uncorrupted wish.
(Lets see how this one works hehehe)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Please redeem your wish at *NAME OF FORUM BLOCKED DUE TO ADVERTISING*'s wish corrupter.

I wish that I could be Deaf to all but the Song.

 

[Spinor]

What Song? *godotscript.exe corrupted* @~@

I wish for another wish.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but you wasted one wish to get it and the wish you recieved has just been stolen by me, Bwa ha ha!

I wish for cookies for everyone...but no milk hahaha!

 

[Spinor]

Granted, the cookies squirt milk on-───

On second thought, never mind :|. godotscript.exe aborted@ grant.wsh

Wish Granted

In Soviet Russia, I wish for YOU!