Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Wish granted, but I'm a royal pain in the arse.

I wish I never had to sleep.
 
Granted...

AH CRAP! MY VIRGINITY!

I wish I had it back! :(
 
granted but then a crazed pyromaniac burns mother nature to the ground

i wish for a taco that poops ice cream
 
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