Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Again. Skip you.

I wish for a Player pin.

 

[Donnie]

Granted, but in exchange, you die

i wish i was thin

 

[Spinor]

*godotscript.exe*ACCES DENIED. Error msg= request.wsh: Invalid specification: "player pin"; grant.wsh corrupted and failed to execute

I wish for some decaf.

 

[Ekeshum]

The decaf surprise is that it is not decaf!

I wish for the Force.

 

[Donnie]

Granted. But you dont know how to use it.

i wish i was thin

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're so thin, that you accidentally fall down one of those gaps when entering an elevator.

Eye wish everyone knew that eye am the strongest!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, eye is the strongest :P.

I wish for green eggs and ham.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok...but I eat them
I wish Prinnies were real

 

[boo836]

Granted, but they all vanished and no one can remember anything about them.

I wish that Chuck Norris didn't have the 'stache of a Probopass.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He gets so pissed off at the loss of his precious 'stache, that he roundhouse kicks the universe out of existence.

I wish I had a Soul as Red as a Ground Cherry.

 

[Glaceonlover]

granted its actully ur mums blood cuz she had her perioud! burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
wanna be like other girls
I wanna see what other girls see
Just to be free like other girls

GET TO BE

nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na,
wooooo

To wear my old jeans
To eat a whole cake
Feel the sun on my feet
Be quiet, be crazy
Be anything I want to be
Dance around in my underwear

To walk by myself
Do nothing all day
To eat a whole cake
Be cranky with frosting

No cameras
No pressures
No phonies
No hairjam
No people who think that they know me but don't
No bleb from shoes

I wanna be like other girls
I wanna see what other girls see
Just to be free like other girls

woooo woooo

I wanna be like other girls
I wanna see what other girls see
Just to be free like other girls

GET TO BE

nanana,na.na.na.,nanana,na.na.na.,nanana,
na.na.na.,nanana,woooo

To stay in one place
To sleep until 3
To meet a nice guy who likes me for me

No cameras
No preesures
No phonies
No hairjam
No people who think that they know me but don't
No bleb from shoes

I wanna be like other girls
I wanna see what other girls see
Just to be free like other girls

woooo woooo

I wanna be like other girls
I wanna see what other girls see
Just to be free like other girls
Just to be free like other girls

GET TO BE

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

No,Forget you Glaceon Lover
I wish I had a pet prinny

 

[Glaceonlover]

denied.

This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse
We're going to turn this sow's ear
Into a silk purse

We'll have you
Washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Trust my recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all

Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune and a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all

A girl can bring her family
Great honor in one way
By striking a good match
And this could be the day

Men want girls with good taste
Calm
Obedient
Who work fast-paced
With good breeding
And a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all

We all must serve our Emperor
Who guards us from the Huns
A man by bearing arms
A girl by bearing sons

When we're through you can't fail
Like a lotus blossom soft and palm
How could any fellow say "No sale"
You'll bring honor to us all

There - you're ready
Not yet
An apple for serenity ...
A pendant for balance ...
Beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now add a cricket just for luck
And even you can't blow it

Ancestors
Hear my plea
Help me not to make a fool of me
And to not uproot my fam'ly tree
Keep my father standing tall

Scarier than the undertaker
We are meeting our matchmaker
Destiny
Guard our girls
And our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain doll

Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

no,are just mentaly ill?????????
I wish I had a Prinny for a pet

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. It kills you. Horribly.

I wish for super powers!

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted, but YOU don't know how to use them.

I wish for no more boredom.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

ok but my prinny kills you
i wish i was a prinny

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but you are thrown and thus explode!

I wish for 8/10 cherries.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. It is 8/10 Cherry bomb about to detonate


I wish nobody posted after me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I'm a nobody, so...

I wish that I was good at dancing.