Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but they are now laughing at you! >:D

I wish for a radio.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It only gets AM 640 (Radio Disney).

I wish that life had ctrl + F.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but that is all your life of being a broken keyboard has :'(

I wish for a sad story that is NOT about me.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted. a pig falls in the mud. sad huh, i'm tearing up thinking about it

i wish for a verbose corruption

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I shall now commence with the act of granting, however, there really isn't a desire to be made impure, therefore, this impurity of a desire shall only be slightly verbose.

I wish for spidey senses.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You now have the ability to sense spiders *claps for jigglyppuff8*

I wish for an empty night sky, a lunar eclipse, and a french cafe overlooking a majestic body of water.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted. the sky is empty meaning you can't see anything including the lunar eclipse. the french cafe has a 'B' rating. muahahaha

i wish for a rare gemstone

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Here's a copy of Pokemon Emerald.

I wish I could go to that Illusiionary Planet in the Fairyland.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but because it is invisible and a Fairyland you could already visit it because you are dellusional.

I wish for oblivion.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted. It only gets AM 640 (Radio Disney).

I wish that life had ctrl + F.

How cruel..!!

Granted, your it!

I wish for a twinkie.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's deep fried and you die from the artery clogging.

I wish I could write 3 pages of work in 5 hours.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it is in a language not known to man and no one including yourself can read it.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet earth.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but your tongue gets pissed at you and shuts down

i wish for a book of spells

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, it's called a dictionary... >.>...

I wish for Powder Snow.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's not enough to close any school though, and it melts away too quickly to be effective.

I wish that I could believe that I could fly.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You believe you're Peter Pan and jump out a window to your death while embarassing your self severely in front of people you know.

I wish the way that I corrupted a wish wasn't so harsh.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted. a gm comes in and closes the thread

i wish for a chocolate refrigerator

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The chocolate starts to melt causing a short in the electrical outlet which sparks a fire and burns your home down.

I wish that this posting fever would cool down now.

 

[Nashua]

Granted, but the forum crashes.

I wish for a open-faced club sandwich.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted, you get an open faced sand wedge

i wish for more creative wish corruptions