Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but the moon turns into a cannon and shoots you.

I wish gardevoir was real.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but they're all male.

I wish I could be a problem sleuthing detective.

 

[lugia5218]

wish granted but then people allways cheat off you science tests.mawhahahaah

I wish that I was a lucario

sorry my little bro did that anyways.wish grantied but then you have to run on batters and you use up all your batters and die.

I wish that I could be god

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're god of the dirty socks on my floor.

I wish TV were more interesting.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Now its so interesting, you never leave the house. Everyone just stays at home to watch television and they're so busy catching up on Lost that they stop procreating. Humanity goes extinct. Nice one.

I wish for the ultimate superpower!

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, unfortunately your body can't take all the power.

I wish for Terra's Dissidia Outfit.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but its not dry cleaned :)

i wish for a snack

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Fresh octopus. Enjoy~

I wish for a mug of root beer.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Beer made from the mandrake's roots. That's what you meant, right?

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I corrupt the wish you never made o.O

I wish I could say the alphabet backwards without hesitating one bit O.O

 

[Ashbox]

ok....but you still dont pass the tests...and the cops arrest you

i wish the Cancer in /b/ was cured......

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, this can only be accomplished through a team effort. Only by capitalizing and punctuating properly can the Cancer in 4chan be cured.

I wish that using zero punctuation would be as awesome as Zero Punctuation.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

granted but its making me use no punctuation at all and is filled with runon sentences i like pie

i wish that i never had to corrupt a wish by purposely using no punctuation and runon sentences where am i

 

[Ashbox]

he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic..........

i wish for pie

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted. Here: 3.14159265358979323846…

I wish for some Homework. ;D

 

[Ashbox]

ok...you can have all the homework you want....but it was due yesterday....

i wish that the cancer in /b/ was cured.....

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted...But rules 1 & 2 prevent you from knowing.

I wish for some video games...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but they're all copies of those E.T games that were dumped in some desert because that were so bad.

I wish I knew why reading run-on sentences was so hypnotic.

 

[Ashbox]

I wish I knew why reading run-on sentences was so hypnotic.

because it is...and i like them...

he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic..........

i wish for pudding

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, it's in powder form.

I wish for the Special Ability Mainly to Manipulate the Floor.