Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but this isn't one of them O.O

I wish I knew what the passion of a thousand burning suns felt like O.O

 

[zkid0605]

Granted, but it last to long and you die.

I wish I had TRU regigigas!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its hacked :(
I wish for Guns, Germs, and Steel.

 

[Detox]

Granted, but sadly you end up dying from steel germy guns......

I wish for pain...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's caused by having a foot cramp every 30 minutes. It won't kill you, but it's still pretty dang painful, but it's nothing to cry about.

I wish for a No. 1 pencil.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I extract all the lead from it.

I wish for Spring Break :).

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but because of global warming every season is spring or summer

i wish for less attention

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, spring break only lasts about 2 days now.

I wish for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you choked on it.

I wish to be in the Mafia.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but you're a mafia on tv and in the series finale the screen goes black before you can finish your sentence. ($1 for the person that gets this)

i wish for a walking disaster

 

[Ashbox]

Ok Im here now....

i wish for an new xbox360
[my last 1 rrod :(]

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It got the RRoD after 5 days, though.

I wish for shinier hair.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Your hair is now Gray.

I wish I could colonize Mars.

 

[Ashbox]

ok...but your lil Martian colonization effort quickly turns into a wild copycat of the game 'DooM'

I wish for pie...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You didn't say for who or what kind, so I thank you for wishing me this delicious pizza pie.

I wish that I never grew up playing Superman (64).

 

[Nashua]

Granted, but your childhood is reversed and you get no games throughout it.

I wish for an open-faced club sandwich.

 

[Glitchfinder]

Granted, but your childhood is reversed and you get no games throughout it.

I wish for an open-faced club sandwich.

Granted, but now you can't see, and your jaw is broken. (Think about it for a minute)

I wish for armageddon.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but now you can't see, and your jaw is broken. (Think about it for a minute)

I wish for armageddon.

OMG, THANK YOU! My Latin teacher told us what Armageddon meant today so...

Granted! You get Tal Megido :P

I wish I hadn't gotten so giddy when corrupting that wish >.>...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Instead, you got hungry and logged off PC to go get a pizza. However, the line was way too long and they don't deliver, so you don't get any pizza.

I wish that this corruption made sense.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It does, it's just a very odd way of corrupting my wish by making me sad instead of giddy.

I wish for the band that sings Mellisa.