Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but then the Pokémon eat YOU. (REVENGE)

I wish for pie to throw at a clown

 

[Vednix]

granted, but then the clown strangles you wiht a dungeree strap. Oh well.

I wish some girls would go out with me :(

 

[starlightartist]

Granted But You Dont Get Married An You Dont...........

I ish For A Girlfriend Now

 

[Harry Blue5]

GRANTED, but shes a murderer and murders you.

I wish to be Batman!

 

[starlightartist]

Granted But You Cant Fly And You Fall And Die

I Wish For A Girlfriend That ISN'T A Murdurer

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but she's a thief and cuffs you to the bed and steals all your stuff, even your clothes.

I wish for pie to not throw at a clown.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but you end throwing it at your favourite clown anyway,
I wish I had a blue fluffy pair of slippers

 

[starlightartist]

Granted But There Bombz!
I Wish For The Actual Girl In Real Life That I Like Knew

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but THEN she turns out to be a murderer theif who does what all the other girls I've described have done.

I wish for a show called My Little Zony.

 

[starlightartist]

Granted But It Involves Stripping And Riding On A Zony And They Ask U 2 Do It

I Wish I Could Tease My Best Mate For Something

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, and it's that he turns into a murderer thief girlfriend at night and he kills you.

I wish for My Little Zony to get a 2nd season. It was great!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's filled with gratuitous amounts of Shark jumping and Fridge nuking.

I wish for a better graphics card.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it involves gratuitous amounts of Shark jumping and Fridge nuking.

I wish for My Little Zony to get a 3rd season! It's gotten even better!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a straight to DVD release.

I wish I knew where to find a better scan of Pokemon Special Ch. 143.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish for a fourth season of My Little Zony. I got the 3rd for my birthday and it was brilliant.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's only available via Pay Per View and has the world's strongest DRM.

I wish for a greener backpack.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, it's greener because I puked on it.

I wish for a 5th season of My Little Zony. I forced you pay for the fourth with a gun.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The show was handed over to a new studio because the old one just went bankrupt to grant this wish. They managed to make the show worse than it already was.

I wish I could purchase items off eBay.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, in return you become eBay's internet SLAVE for all eternity.

I wish for another season of My Little Zony becaused the new studio rocked (I have bad tastes).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's canceled after its first episode for having abysmally low ratings. 1 to be exact.

I wish I knew what song I should listen to.