Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Harry Blue5]

Granted. For granting this wish I ask in return every music player in the world.

I wish My Little Zony was uncancelled!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, every other failure of a TV show is given a 2nd chance as well. Non-stop airing on all stations. With absolutely nothing on to watch, a majority of the world goes insane.

I wish for a rabbit's foot.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but it's giant and it squishes you.
I wish for a clock that works...

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's for Pluto's timezone...

I wish for more My LIttle Pony, because I love the show. And the rest of the world can go insane if they want.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your My Little Pony, not Zony.

I wish I wasn't getting desperate.

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED.

I wish the I had wished for MY Little ZOny rather then My Little POny by mistake.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Since the producers of the show were killed in the insane rampage, the show is horribly drawn and written... Not much changed, really.

I wish I wasn't getting desperate.

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!!!

I wish for even more My Little Zony, the graphics have gotten even better (bad tastes, remember).

 

[ravenboy9]

Granted, but it gets recalled for lead based paint.

I wish I got married to jessica simpson forever and she stays skinny.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're constantly harassed by the paparazzi, though.

I wish I knew if the third time was always the charm or not.

 

[ravenboy9]

Granted- But you find out its not.
I wish the paparazzi would go away

 

[giradialkia]

Granted, but they'll constantly collaborate with Miley Cyrus. Also, @ ravenboy9, Granted, but they'll be back in a minute.
I wish I had a DSi, just to see what the fuss is about..

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for even more My Little Zony.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Its rating is NC-17 which means if you watch it, you'll be arrested.

I wish for a pumpkin pie.

 

[Åzurε]

...In the face. *splat*

I wish for... high-leveled Psychokinetic powers! XD

 

[Raaji]

Granted, but the powers are so strong that they make your head asplode
I wish for free itunes

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. iTunes is already free. You still have to pay for songs off the iTunes shop, though.

I wish I had a Resse's Peanut Butter Cup.

 

[Raaji]

Granted, except it's completely melted. And that's what I meant by the way, like free music and stuffz.

I wish for the next poster to be dead

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted. But you're arrested for murder for all eternity!!! Dun dun DUUUUUUN!

I wish I wasn't dead... Hell is too hot for me.

 

[SPEEDIE]

Granted but the Devil and his Armies come and invade your Home town and make it hot

I wish i had better luck finding shinies