Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Well, the Musical gets terrible reviews though.

I wish for the ability to translate Japanese into English without the use of a computer translator.

 

[Bludycomicsinc]

Granted, but when you talk your words switch from English to Japanese constantly.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but it is dead

I wish for more wishes

 

[jpp8]

Granted. They have to be for more wishes though.

I wish that sand didn't stick to my new sandals.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, instead the sand is glued to your foot as well as feathers.

I wish for a DSi that works perfectly and can never break.

 

[Superspaztastic13]

Granted but you get hit by a bus and your hands and arms are now broken!

I wish for my computer to start working perfectly.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but it runs so fast that it explodes.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[jpp8]

Granted. You can only use those wishes for wishing your other wishes away.

I wish I was using a computer that was not Vista.

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but then it is Windows 96 and fails

I wish for a slice of pizza

 

[Zero°]

granted, but it's made out of cardboard

I wish for a Gameboy advanced SP charger

 

[Reck]

granted, but it's made out of cardboard

I wish for a Gameboy advanced SP charger

Granted but it explodes in your face and you get 2nd degree burns.

I wish i were the worlds best tileset spriter.

 

[PlatniumPiano]

Granted but it explodes in your face and you get 2nd degree burns.

I wish i were the worlds best tileset spriter.

Granted. Nobody plans your hacks.

I wish I had longer hair

 

[Reck]

Granted. Nobody plans your hacks.

I wish I had longer hair

Granted but its so long it strangles you.

I wish i were the worlds best drummer.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but that is only because everyone's drumming skills became worse and no one appreciates music and you are now deaf... Aren't I cruel <3

I wish that I could have my old name back >.>...

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but that's in a year when the person using it now is done with it

I wish for World War 3! (This should be interesting XD)

 

[Superspaztastic13]

Granted War World 3 starts by The US attacking Canada, then canada gets the UN to completely bomb the US and what is left is now considered New Canada.

I wish for Dane cook to visit me.

 

[22sa]

Granted, but your mom that night.... ;)

I wish .................

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I wish for world domination!

 

[Blue Nocturne]

Granted, but the world you dominate is mercury and, well you know the rest.

I wish to understand pokemon scripting.

 

[Zanny77]

Granted! But you can only script give Pokedex scripts. (Your entire hack is just going down a long hallway with people giving you Pokedexs! :O

I wish I shoot lazerz and stuff like the girls in Touhou. :3