Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[DarkKnight541]

Granted, but then all anime turns into ameritoons.

I wish everyone would only wear formal attire and be extremely polite.

 

[joey2joey]

Granted, but the uniformity drives you insane.

I wish that I & the universe, was immortal.

 

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted but the most annoying person in the world is also and you have to put up with him for ever

I wish for a brand new computer

 

[joey2joey]

Granted, but it's a bug infected compact with 2khz processing power that costs $6000, and you have to pay for it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you die.

I wish for a TIME PARADOX!

 

[Vannah☆]

Granted, but it morphs into a sword and kills you with its magical oogley powers.

I wish for a set of black leather gloves~~

 

[joey2joey]

Granted, but you get attacked by PETA members.

I wish it was summer.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's summer in February. Al Gore, eat your heart out. Also, you still have school.

I WIHS TAHT TIHS WISH DON LUK LIEK A N00B TIPED IT!!!!!1!11!1one!!111eleven

 

[Đ a r κ]

Wish Granted, But Now You Will Have Noob Vision So That Everything Looks Like A Noob Did It :D Have Fun!

I Wish School Didn't Start Until 12PM

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. It starts at midnight, and ends at 11:59 PM.

I wish the next poster could travel through time, but I was previously in a time paradox, preventing me from traveling with them.

 

[NoBel_ToKYo ™]

Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.

1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.
2. Granted, but now you're a celebrity yourself for being the worst monster and now you hate yourself and commit suicide b/c you don't wanna be a celebrity.
3. I wish the next poster (pay attention here) could fly.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However you're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over. Oh, and thanks for the flying powers. I'm eaten by a hungry ghost with an affinity for spring.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of potato chips.

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

Granted. But it has no bottom and all the chips have fallen out.

I wished my story was finished and that it was super duper good.

 

[NoBel_ToKYo ™]

1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.

XD That's part of how i corrupted the wish, meaning YOU'RE in instead of me.

^ Granted, but while others regard your book as legendary, you gain no money from writing as everyone only reads it in the stores.

I wish i could cure diseases with a single touch.

 

[Guitar]

Granted, those you touch are cured and the disease is transferred to you.

I wish for love from a beautiful benevolent fairy. (note: I said "benevolent", so she won't kill me or rape/torture me or anything)

 

[ruby]

Granted, but for a present the fairy buys a packet of those chalky tasting love hearts and you choke on one.

I wish I had some black spray paint.

 

[Guitar]

Granted, but it turns pink when subjected to the smallest amount of light photons.

I wish Barack Obama had a Death Note. o_____o

 

[ruby]

Granted, but it was meant for your address.

I wish I had a cleaner for my room.

 

[Superjub]

Granted, but she goes crazy and kills everyone O_o

I wish I had a pretty pony XD :P