Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ashbox]

Granted but you only have it for a few seconds.
o_O

I wish that I could eat the person below me. o_O

well perfection was fun while it lasted

jigglyppuff8 has no throat

i wish for pie

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's poisoned. Now you die.

I wish that Ashbox couldn't make wishes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but then wish corrupter feels that this decision was unfair to Ashbox, so no more wishes for anybody.

 

[Ashbox]

i raise from the dead and grant that wish.....no strings attached

 

[Harry Blue5]

I wish *can't wish, due to the wish corrupter's decision*

 

[Ashbox]

i overturn the anti-wish wish...... and i wish for 3 uncorrupted wishes

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED! I wish for over 9000 wishes!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I take your corrupted wishes and wish that everybody would stop messing around with this game, 9000 times.

I wish that everybody would stop messing around with this game (9001st time).

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!

I wish for more ponies (I'll never learn, lol).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I hit myself on the head too much from the [/facepalm]s and misread ponies as police.

I wish that I'd never said denied in the first place...

 

[Ashbox]

the letters in the word denied eat you.... i wish for pie

 

[Harry Blue5]

... Denied? (Both of your wishes)

I wish for police!

 

[Ashbox]

THEY ARREST YOU FOR POLLUTING THIS THREAD..........i wish for pie [again]

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, BUT IT IS POISONED, BY ME!!! Take that, Police!

I wish to be free from the Police. My jail cell is dark and scary.

 

[Ashbox]

you get out.....get tasered and tossed back in..... i wish for pudding

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!!! You tasered me...

I wish for pudding.

 

[Ashbox]

denied....you denied me >=]

i wish for cake

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for cake.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but there is a bomb inside!

I wish that pi was just pie and that cake equalled 3.14 instead.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but maths teacher eat the chalk board whenever they write 3.14.

I wish for a GOOD cheat book.